Sheriff

Professional Accountant, entrepreneur, IT consultant,

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

Joint statement from the leaders of the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Norway and Canada.

[Sheriff @sheridyn007]

@vheeorji22 SQL is a language… the ones you mentioned are database management systems that communicate through SQL. Learn SQL and others won’t be hard to work with

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@Wizarab10 He still remains the king of POP musics… no one comes close

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@jon_d_doe Lola was pregnant, he didn’t tell anyone, he announced it on the day of thier awards. I see no disrespect here… they didn’t find out on thier own… he chose to tell them at his own right time

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Lock your SIM card!!! Very important!!!

[Jaxon @jaxoncoder]

A GUY IN LONDON HAD HIS LOCKED IPHONE SNATCHED YESTERDAY

HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE BECAUSE OF FACE ID

BUT IN TEN MINUTES HIS BANK WAS DRAINED AND HIS PHONE WAS GONE FOREVER

HERE IS THE FATAL DEFAULT SETTING APPLE LEAVES OPEN FOR THIEVES👇

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@beri_grizou It’s not even her first time…🤦🏽‍♂️ stop raping men

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D banj’s fall in love that was on replay on every street

[ChessMan @Ollyskay]

D’banj was the GOAT of that era and I’ll die on this hill.

D’banj >>> 2Baba >>> P-Square.

2Baba was the better vocalist and songwriter. P-Square had the choreography, harmonies and massive African hits.

But D’banj brought something DIFFERENT.

The swagger. The suits. The flirting. The “Koko” madness. The stage presence. And that legendary harmonica

Once that man put the harmonica to his mouth, just forget it. One blow and everywhere scattered.

From “Tongolo” and “Why Me?” to “Fall in Love,” “Mr Endowed” and “Oliver Twist,” D’banj understood how to make music feel like entertainment.

And the achievements backed it up.

He won Best African Act at the MTV Europe Music Awards in 2007, won BET’s Best International Act: Africa in 2011, and “Oliver Twist” reached No. 9 on the UK Singles Chart in 2012.

This was BEFORE Afrobeats going global became normal.

D’banj wasn't the best singer.

He wasn't the deepest songwriter.

But as a complete ENTERTAINER?

Peak D’banj was different breed.

Don Jazzy gave him those ridiculous beats and D’banj supplied the charisma, madness and sex appeal.

That Mo’Hits era was the craziest.

D’banj >>> 2Baba >>> P-Square.

Argue with your harmonica. 😂

[Sheriff @sheridyn007]

No Dbanj’s underrating would be tolerated,

[Snr Copywriter Chinedu Junior Ihekwoaba @thepoetpreneur]

2face, yes!
Dbanj, no!!.

There was no world DBanj was bigger than PSquare.

DBanj's reign was like 2 years or 3.
PSquare reigned more than 7 years with back to back albums and hits.

DBanj had just 2 or 3 albums.

You won't rewrite history right in our eyes.

[Sheriff @sheridyn007]

@Morris_Monye Mostly a dirty/ugly looking feet says more about how your inner body will look like

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@Macaveli1248969 @Morris_Monye You still didn’t get it, something must first attract you to the person you are willing to date, the legs is a turn on or off for him…that doesn’t stop him from checking her personality and character.

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@popoolaadaniel Why Go through this??? An almost irreversible destruction. Even if I am 100yrs I can never do it

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@real_edweirdo So it’s sperm quality that determine gender? This rubbish makes every other thing you said questionable

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@khanofkhans11_ Medically not possible…only if she is still Menstruating at 70.

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@jon_d_doe And if they mistakenly do, it will be a miserable one

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@JOSEPHOLUW83094 @arojinle1 If it’s not part of the agreement on terms of payment, it’s an important rule to watch out for o, refreshment ti was okay, food? Mba…

[Sheriff @sheridyn007]

😂😂😂 As a consultant, that’s my first rule of engagement. “ Never you eat in a clients house or else you will lose in the bargain”.

I can never forget that rule .

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Sapa is a dehumanizer and once some rich people smell it on you, they'll use you. I was a home lesson teacher for two children, back in Lafia, Nasarawa State. Their father was a justice. Their house was beautiful, spacious and neat, with police orderlies around. I was so happy that this man would turn my life around, when he sees how much I turn his children's lives around.

On the first day, they brought me bread, omelette and tea. Of course, I was hungry. I ate it all and left no crumb, literally. This became a routine since then. They'd bring me cracker biscuits and malt on days that they didn't cook. I was teaching the older son Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry. I taught the younger one Maths and general science. Anyways, my teaching was so good that there was an observable difference in their performances within a month.

At the end of the first month, I didn't receive the ₦15,000 we agreed on. Whenever I got there to teach, I wouldn't meet their father. He was either not at home or busy upstairs. I would ask the children whether "Daddy" sent them to me but their replies were always negative. "Be patient with rich people. He's testing you," I would tell myself.

The second month ended and I still kept going. In the middle of the third month, I reached out to the person that connected me to them. "Were they always giving you food and were you always eating?" I paused for a while before nodding my head. "Ah! You don't eat in a rich man's house unless he has paid you first," said my connect. I have not heard that rule before.

I stopped eating since then but I kept teaching the kids. I started missing some days too. Towards the end of the third month, he left an envelope for me. I kept it in my pocket and taught the boys joyfully. Finally, I have been paid. My labour and patience had yielded fruits. I got home, opened the envelope and met ₦10,000 in it. I couldn't hold back my tears. That was the last day I went to their house to teach.

[Sheriff @sheridyn007]

@arojinle1 😂😂😂 As a consultant, that’s my first rule of engagement. “ Never you eat in a clients house or else you will lose in the bargain”.

I can never forget that rule .

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@Wizarab10 Since she is a Good wife…It’s too late for you to start digging her past except you are looking for details to will enable you end your marriage. You should have done this before getting married to her. Hence forth be blind about her past. Stop digging!!!

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@jon_d_doe Correct!!!

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@jon_d_doe Who dey deceive this one say she be virgin. A virgin is someone who hasn’t experienced sex(anal, viginal or oral) before. The hymen still being present does not make you a virgin. You are sexually dirty not pure