Shariff

Dangerously optimistic graphic designer.

[Shariff @sheriffdush]

@Saint_grit @Mwaniki_mbui siwaoni

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@Mwaniki_mbui Hehe kwanza kwa hiyo ya Papito

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@nasty_eye @Mwaniki_mbui Hii scene ilihappen around 11pm, what do you expect?

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@amosuibk I mean, if you want our President you can have him.

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@Priceless_MCI Pep got to go.

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@rodriiola Warsenal

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I watched Zootopia 2 with my kids yesterday.

While they were cheering for the bunny and the snake, I was mesmerized by the urban planning.

In the movie, the mice have tiny vehicles. The giraffes have massive kiosks. The hippos have water channels.

They don’t build "One Size Fits All." They build "Right-Sized Infrastructure."

It hit me like a ton of bricks.

In my company, we are failing at this. We are committing the sin of Hardware Equity.

We give the same $3,000 MacBook Pro M3 to our Senior AI Engineer (The Elephant) as we do to the Junior Copywriter (The Mouse).

The Engineer uses 100% of the CPU. The Copywriter uses Chrome and Spotify.

Giving a "Mouse" employee an "Elephant" laptop isn't generosity. It’s Capital Expenditure malpractice.

So this morning, I launched "Operation Zootopia."

I ran a script to audit CPU utilization across the company.

If your average daily CPU usage is under 10%, you are classified as a "Rodent Tier User."

I confiscated 40 MacBooks from the Marketing and HR departments.

I replaced them with refurbished Chromebooks and 2nd Gen iPads.

They were furious. They asked, "How am I supposed to work on this?"

I told them what the movie taught me: "You don't build a highway for a hamster. You build a tube."

We recovered $120,000 in hardware assets in one morning.

Stop giving Ferraris to people who only drive to the grocery store.

Nature doesn’t waste resources. Neither should IT.

[Beejay 😎 @BolajiOyebode]

You don’t know what you have done for football Twitter 🙂‍↔️

[Serkan @Serkan_gs]

@theismailkmr

[Big Moves @BigMovesMalik]

@Fodanceinnit Ukitaka kujua umuhimu wa matako jaribu kukalia kichwa ,hayo ndio yalikuwa maneno ya mwisho ya babu yangu Mzee Tumbo joto....

[Shariff @sheriffdush]

My president amepoteza mwelekeo, time to look for a lesser evil.

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

My government will have 50% women.

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@7Nyabuto You're right.

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@7Nyabuto No need for research, use your eyes dummy. Are those 2 the same?

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@ronnieonly A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.

[ᗰIYᗩGI𖤍 @justachillbloke]

The fact that God thought it necessary to add breasts to the female is enough reason to worship Him

[Shariff @sheriffdush]

@WelBeast I hope so.

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@WishAllKaushik @CRFootball_ Beyond goals?

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@LegalCaliph @polo_kimanii @Honeyfarsafi You realise Kimani's mirror still shows a reflection on you? Heh!