Sheriff Frank Davis

Town Sheriff for the Town of Brighton, Livingston County, State of Michigan
"Ad tuendum et serviendum."
"To Protect and Serve."

(unofficial and a parody)

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

Brighton, PD.

To Protect and Serve. Unwavering commitment to the law, and justice.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@relocatePRJCT Mr. Woodings..?-

It's fine. I sort of already... pulled the strings.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

Safe to say that the Brighton Police Department will be getting an additional member, well, sort of.

@relocatePRJCT, Mr. Woodings will be staying by the station temporarily until things are sorted.

Consider him an honorary officer, not really.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@relocatePRJCT Funny, right? Heh.

But, I am serious, in a way. Want a bobblehead? Go right ahead, you want a magazine? Go right ahead.

Hell, you can even grab a gun and test it by the shooting range. I trust you enough, Kevin.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@syst3mbug @relocatePRJCT You can always come around to the Station. Mr. Kevin needs all the help he could get.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@relocatePRJCT I see...

well? You could probably indulge yourself in taking a few Police souvenirs. Be my guest, well, literally.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@OfficerCollins4 Okay. Yea. I'm fucking taking your cellphone too. During your Administrative Leave, Collins, you're not allowed to use the media, at all.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@relocatePRJCT I hope you're used to the smell of cigarettes, brewing coffee, paperwork and metal...

No need to thank me, Kevin. I'll probably have to do some renovating in Collins' office for you to sleep in, since he won't be here for a while.

Don't want you sleeping in the cage...

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@relocatePRJCT Is that so?

Considering the situation you just came out of, I'm not sure it's a good idea to ask what's going on back home, is it?

Well, there's leftover bagels and donuts, plus leftover coffee by the coffee pot.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@relocatePRJCT Hrmm... no.?-

I'll be your temporary "Legal Guardian", the term is loosely used, but...

Enough about titles and familial ties... what do you want? To eat? To drink? Not much around the Station.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@relocatePRJCT @OfficerCollins4 I'll explain your side to Mr. Kranken. It will be fine.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@relocatePRJCT @OfficerCollins4 Don't worry though... you won't be charged with the full sentence.

I understand why you've gotten so angry, and chose to assault the Detective. You'll simply be held there for three days, then released on Probation for atleast three weeks.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@relocatePRJCT @OfficerCollins4 Unfortunately, Mr. Woodings.

For picking a fight against a Law Enforcement Officer, we're charging you with Aggravated Assault.

We're gonna put you in the Police Jail for the timebeing, until further notice.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@OfficerCollins4 I don't think misspellings are currently the important concern. Not when your whole job is on the line, Detective.

Now give me your Gun and Badge.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

It is with a heavy heart that I do this, but.

Under unfortunate circumstances, by getting into a fight with a member of the Public, it is clear.

@OfficerCollins4

I want your Gun, and Badge. You will be put, on Administrative Leave. Your case will be put on hold for the time.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@ugliestbody__ Y'know what, Rookie?

I'll maybe only do this once or twice, but you'll be getting paid leave.

The Brighton PD has enough Police Officer's, it can lose one or two.

You deserve the rest, Rookie.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@OfficerCollins4 @brianstells DERECK! WHAT?!

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

October 10th,

Same exact day where Individual Brian Stells had been reported Missing since his departure to the K-2 Storage Facility in the Saint Juana Forest Reserve.

Attached Photo of picture, retrieved from the Facility Employee Picturebook.

[Sheriff Frank Davis @SheriffFDavis]

@FoxGirI87 @LapdColePhelp No. End of story.