John Hoffman

Sheriff Of Spooky Town.

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[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

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Hi I wanna be John in #parodytwt #spookymonth ok

Sorry if I sound rude/dry I'm talking how I think John would LMAO

Mostly my headcanons

https://t.co/5KQL19nJDF

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

Excuse me. I’ve been trying to workout it’s hard

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

Town update: fat fuck ~ 📞

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@xxhatzgangxx It’s ok if you are. We support you. 💙

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@Morgue0ffic3r She’s dead she doesn’t know.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

The wife part is true.

[Gensomooru Mall @EverythingMall1]

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE📰🍁: TOWN SHERIFF CHEATED ON LATE WIFE?! WITH HIS DEPUTY?! SOLD HIS DAUGHTER TO ANOTHER COUNTRY AND PRETENDED TO DO GOOD DEEDS?!

Witness said to not reveal who said this!....

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

These are illegal. Please cancel this event.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@Streber_Hoffman Why is everybody saying that

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

My nephew says I talk too ‘dry’. What does that mean? Should I talk wet

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@spaaacebear You’re old.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@REALshotgunman Deal with it 😎

Haha my nephew taught me that one!

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@REALshotgunman How are you replying to my Google search stop hacking me

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

I keep standing up too fast how to fix. Search. Google how to fix standing up too fast. Search. Search. Google I said how to stop standing up too fast. Google. Make me doctors appointment for Sunday. Thank you.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

Sometimes I pee in the shower because I don’t wanna get in and out of it.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@xxhatzgangxx I 👁️ agree 👍 it is very difficult 😞 radford helped ✅✅ me 🤣

[kitty^-^ @kittysfnlprjct]

i have never made a man cum or a woman cum or even made my self cum for that matter

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

what’s the point anymore

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@REALshotgunman I hate you.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

The mayor stopped paying for the printer ink. Please stop printing stupid shit, I don’t want to keep buying ink.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@m0vienight Ah! 😁 I see 👀 am I doing 🧐 it correctly ✅ 🥰

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@mexicansjark Sounds gross.

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@RobertHoffkk Why

[John Hoffman @SheriffJohn77]

@SKIDBEVERLY Will do 👍