Connor

[Connor @sheriffmouse]

Source tells me Jonesy is stable.

Please god

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonesy has been shot in Fortnite lore.

Presumed dead.

[Connor @sheriffmouse]

@Jaymfp1 @RealHellenist This is also a very frail talking point. The most common degrees are almost always whatever high schoolers are told are the safest degrees for a successful career. Gender Studies is and forever will be an exceptionally rare degree because of the lack of market demand for it.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@HasanKhxnx I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer.

[brandon* @brndxix]

if you click no you get added to a mar-a-lago guest list

[‏۟ @crashmymind]

idk how to flirt so i’ll just keep rage baiting you until you crash out

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

It’s coming to an end guys. I’ve spoken to a lot of House Republicans this week and they’ve confided that Trump’s movement/support is fading. As one told me, “this Epstein bomb is about to drop and no want wants to defend a pedo-protector. It’s just a matter of time.”

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

From the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

SEC sororities put out these recruitment videos every year and Twitter’s reaction is an interesting barometer for the culture war. Last year they were evidence of moral decline, a feminized society. This year they’re signs that wokeness is finished

[matt | #BB28 @mikeydaya]

conservatives when a movie is about being a good person, judging people based on who they are as a person and not where they come from, and not invading other countries

[Connor @sheriffmouse]

Side note this guy was hardly “debating.” Just hurling slurs at everyone who replied to him and making up nonsense while rambling on and on all while sounding like the least respectable, least educated person on the planet, empowered and emboldened by this app to behave like this

[Connor @sheriffmouse]

Is anyone who debates American politics on this app even American?

[Connor @sheriffmouse]

@yeschef999 @c0rkeh @YourAnonCentral They did actually teach Plato in social studies bro I’m sorry. Like multiple times too. Middle school, high school, he’s brought up a lot. His students too. Sorry you found out this way

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is like applauding a grown man for being able to wipe their behind.

Not exactly a vote of confidence

[Justin Martinez Enthusiast @JMartEnthusiast]

Dodgers and Giants fighting for the division

Average Dbacks subplot:

[Venture @venturetwt]

i know that yuri is very enticing but do not download that game under any circumstance

[Connor @sheriffmouse]

Marketing for this movie is out of control

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A woman in Argentina was injured after a piece of the movie theater roof fell on her during a screening of ‘FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES’

The piece managed not to hit her head as she was slightly titled on the armrest.

(Source: https://t.co/IeLulRtdzh)

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[titus 🇵🇸 @deboskii604]

being the only sober one in a group full of drunk people is kinda like playing pikmin

[Connor @sheriffmouse]

I remember the jokes of a dystopian future in which people would play Mr Beast-esque games to get them out of dire life situations, I just thought we had another decade at least before they became reality

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
https://t.co/VnzmbikPtb