Varad Muranjan

Meme account

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Modiji - Work from Home, Video conferencing and Online meetings to be implemented in all companies!
Corporate majdoor -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Manager - You are late again.
Me - Yesterday only you said consistency is the key!
Manager -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

@one_by_two Bhadwe buddhe thoda sathiya gaya hai kya tu? Kya bol raha hai kahan bol raha hai? Pakistan ko Thank you bol raha to wahin jake kar ye standup comedy! Dekhte tere jaise ko kitne views milte wahan pe?

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

How me and wife sleep on sunday night after getting on each other's nerve whole weekend -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

HR giving introduction of newly joined intern!
*my smile to her -

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Manger agreeing unrealistic time-line in meeting.
*me to TL in private chat -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Manager - Office starts at 10 am, come on time!
*Le me entering at 11 am -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

@dhruv_rathee Are congress ke dalle Germany main baith ke kitnahi bhaukega reee......?

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

My mental health after working hard, skipping lunch breaks and doing overtime for that corporate job -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Any training or survey is due in 15 days.
HR in my mailbox -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

After dancing madly in Ganpati Visarjan last night -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Manager - You don't put any extra ordinary efforts!
*literally me on the job -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Monday morning I come 15 minutes late to office !
**le chamcha to manager -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Reassuring my wife it's an office trip nothing to worry!
Me and that one coworker -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Opening my e-mail box after a 7 day vacation -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Work from home vs Work from office

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

When my boss asks me to work on the weekends coz of financial year end!
*le Inner me -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

My wife creating her own problems -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Me wholeday in office thinking about India winning champions trophy and RoKo not retiring -

[Varad Muranjan @sherlockk_3003]

Me to my equally depressed & frusterated collegue -
Friend, one day we will both resign together!
My colleague as soon as he gets an offer -