Nellie Sherlock

[Nellie Sherlock @sherlocknellie]

Need to be on a boat w a beer rn

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

Office secret santa got me a second gen ipod nano and put brat on it what the fuck

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Dedicating this to @BChickenfry

https://t.co/H5aqvKbJ87

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

As Biden quit his job today I couldn’t help but wonder…. maybe I should quit mine

[trash jones @jzux]

i am non-practicing

[Gracie Abrams @gracieabrams]

Writing this entire song from 2am to 6am was some of the most fun I’ve ever had in my life. @taylorswift13 now we know how to use a fire extinguisher. I love you.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

antihistamine is not enough I want to shoot the pollen

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

If NYT Connections had a comment section, they’d have to call the FBI like 2-3 times a week

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

New image from this morning surfaced:

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

what the fuck is joe biden’s plan to get me to an era’s show this fall

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Here it is. After tons of listening and googling to find meanings here is my top 10 for #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[daniel™️ @danielsogay]

If you thought sponge, bob, square, and pants were a category today I’m so sorry but the game isn’t for you

[Joey Burrow @JoeyB]

Let the guys taunt.

[erin 🐿❤️‍🔥 @erincuo18]

Taylor being 25 during 1989 era 🤝🏼 me being 25 during the 1989 TV era

[trash jones @jzux]

call me humpty dumpty the way I am having a great fall

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Real music always wins

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t come today i have to watch six straight hours of law and order SVU

[alex @alex_abads]

truly can’t believe canada hotboxed us like this

[val💋 @xovalerie_]

the L in my name stands for Love of your life 😊