Möther of the Haüs of Bæns 🇺🇦

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[m̃ @hexesandspell]

My kink is when people admit I was right.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

say how do we get that Trump guy to ride a helicopter

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Michelle Obama lives in their heads rent-free 💙

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

if you squint at the word trillion it looks like guillotine

[miia @miiagarro]

all men do is pee loud and lie

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[Möther of the Haüs of Bæns 🇺🇦 @shermanbeans]

I'll get excited about kingdom hearts 4 coming out when it's in my hands.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Funny how MAGA only remembers veterans exist during Pride Month.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[Möther of the Haüs of Bæns 🇺🇦 @shermanbeans]

They really make a comic book about anything

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Republicans the moment someone speaks to them the same way they speak to others.

[Möther of the Haüs of Bæns 🇺🇦 @shermanbeans]

@0liveslut I need that Garfield cup 🤤

[sophist @no_sophist]

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library

[Möther of the Haüs of Bæns 🇺🇦 @shermanbeans]

I have had my ears stretched for almost 20 years and without fail once a year they revolt against me.

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

I am hereby prohibiting the IRS from pursuing any audits or collecting any taxes from me. Thanks.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Thinking Donald Trump is a devout Christian is a sign of mental illness

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Can I please have a $174K annual salary? I would like to find out for myself just how difficult it is to survive off of that.