PROMISE MADE, PROMISE KEPT: President Trump pledged to rescue the astronauts stranded in space for nine months.
Today, they safely splashed down in the Gulf of America, thanks to @ElonMusk, @SpaceX, and @NASA!
Things #Leo are good at:
1. Detecting bullshit.
2. Pushing people away.
3. Forgetting to text people back.
4. Speaking sarcasm.
5. Making resting bitch face.
6. Making you nonexistent.