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If you want the girl next door, go next door

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

"Not now, mommy's looking up her ex's new gf"

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

@Ask_WellsFargo It is still not working, I've just sent a DM with a screenshot

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

Some of u never experienced the chair part of the Stronger music video when it premiered and it shows

[low yield lucy @picotop]

ok so I clicked a phishing email.

and now I’m in trouble for what? being too trusting? too unconditionally loving? too open to the universe’s surprises?

[Shell @Shellerina_]

I find your lack of curiosity disturbing

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

This paywall is sick

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

@AmericanAir Responded please help asap

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

@AmericanAir Dmed you back please help asap

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

@MsRebeccaBlack hell yeah girl

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

you are telling me there is a gender wage gap AND tampons are expensive????

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

my drug of choice is when a vlookup works the first time

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

Anyways omw to cry at meditation class

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

Anyways the neighbors requested I cry less in the morning

[DC @onlychibuike]

LIKED

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

It's 2024 why can't I remove myself from a CC

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

it’s so funny to want a masters degree. like relax

[ash @heythatsmeash]

Getting into hobbies is the only way you can save your life tbh

[👽🛸 @shesabalmainiac]

“Here child, all you’ll ever amount to is a minimum wage slave!