Krista Leigh

Mommy~To~Be ❤️

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calling your parents by their first names because you're sassy and can't be tamed

[Krista Leigh @shesquantum]

Wish I had one of those friends who shows up to your door with whatever you bitched about having like 30 minutes before.

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How to win an argume

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i used too much mouthwash and i can't feel my gums

[Krista Leigh @shesquantum]

when try eat booty

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My man got me. 😜💯

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Do I care about what you think of me?

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parents: you failed us
me: y'all failed me for not being billionaires

[Krista Leigh @shesquantum]

@unicornlover30 yes