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the girl who lived, vicariously 👩🏽‍💻🃏⚡️ · bookworm, logophile 🐌💌 · “yeah, they call me ice queen, cause i make men bleed diamonds” #exgirlfriendmaterial

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Adam’s hinge Chalk outlines
pic at murder
🤝 scenes

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@TheNorth212 @JayJurden Dolan quite literally lost them game 4.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

I think it’s beautiful that everyone in New York City loves the Knicks almost as much as they hate James Dolan

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ngl, im a big fan of zohran’s approach: giving sanitation a ton of overtime instead of nypd

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@N0vaSecret @cloaqxed @GBBranstetter They weren’t bred for concrete or cities

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@alienboogers420 @OmarJimenez and some of y’all never want to be inconvenienced and risk experiencing anything, everyone who went seemed to have a blast

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@DefinitelyASpud @N0vaSecret @GBBranstetter You can literally go horseback riding in the Bronx if you want to.

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@N0vaSecret @cloaqxed @GBBranstetter Why are we assuming they’re properly cared for? Horses were not bred for concrete.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

I was wondering why the Central Park horse carriages haven't been banned yet and jokingly said "is there some all powerful horse and buggy lobby 😅" and every New Yorker just looked at me like this

[bweh @sipsandchalsa]

@MISERABLEN0W Telling my buddy at the post office to "do something"

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@MrKrabsKachow @polisciqueenn You can’t be pro life and pro death penalty

[Dev @DevMoore]

Meanest person in town right now is the Cookie Monster lmao

[Dev @DevMoore]

everyone thought New York would turn into Gotham City and it’s been nothing but Sesame Street all month lmao

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@Berlinger “how is he so outside?” because he’s not 100

[Testament's Codpiece 🎩🩸 @BigBaraSkeleton]

@HoodieBrunson IN NEW YOOOOOOORK

CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OF

THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN’T DOOOOOOO

NOW YOU’RE IN NEW YOOOOOOOOOORK

THESE STREETS WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BRAND NEW

BIG LIGHTS WILL INSPIRE YOOOOOU

LET’S HERE IT FOR NEEEEEW YORK

NEEEEEW YORK

NEEEEEEW YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

I’M SCREAMING

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@davenewworld_2 If they’ve got nothing to hide, what’s the problem?

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@davenewworld_2 If they’re not crawling with hidden racist officers, what’s the issue?

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@Snakeacoldcrui1 @klaytheist11 @UHC So why did they deny it just to approve it later?

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@Ryan_ginger24 @PuckFupett69 What does supporting transgender for kids even mean? That’s not a sentence

[➤✿ZekeFreek✿ᴴᴰ @ZekeFreek]

@WereChickenAU Enlightened centrists: *makes some excuse about how this only works in homogeneous culture to dance around the fact they don't want brown people to have money*