𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡

𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚢 @𝙺𝙰𝚕𝙹𝚄𝙲𝙰𝚃, 𝙿𝚂𝙳: 𝚗𝚒𝚒𝚡𝚣𝚎𝚎

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

@SHEIRRITATE Deal with it, Dee Dee!

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

@SHEIRRITATE

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

She’s tap tap tapping on watermelons at an outdoor market, trying to find the exact right one.

“Trust me! I’m a melon tapping master, just you wait and see!”

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

// 👀👀👀

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

// watching hulu’s hardy boys season 2 finally

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

// the ghost dogs of moon lake vibe !

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

She’s talking, completely oblivious to the little swipe of flour she’d left on her face while baking.

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

Offers up a slice of an absolutely perfect peach jelly mousse cake.

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

@SHEIRRITATE your aura makes me want to plant a beautiful garden and wall you up inside of it

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

//my wifi always gotta act up on my day off, huh?

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

BUT LIKE IN A GOOD WAY!!!

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that does not sound appetizing … 😕

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

i got distracted! i haven't left the 7/11 yet!
i mixed all three reds together. it smells like a candle.

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wait, are you that far away? i’d like to at least try the slushee before deedee exacts her revenge!

cant you travel by map or something?

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@SHEIRRITATE i hate to give it to you, but you have a point...

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

okay, i'll pour it out on your grave if deirdre kills you.

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it’s my slushee >:(

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

1) does that mean you don't need the slushie?
2) do i need to mace her with my perfume again?
3) can i have your slushie?

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bess if anything happens to me it was deirdre

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i won't let you down, fernancy!

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i trust you, bessward.

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there are 3 reds!!!

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feeling red!!!

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what flavor, babe??

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can you get me one please!!!

[𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗜𝗡 @SHESWEETEN]

nanthan, i'm getting a slushie!

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bessothy where are u