she-raw thuku

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

The art of nyama choma is quickly getting lost in Kenya, all we get nowadays is boiled meat passed over the grill for a few minutes. 💔💔

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

I'm not opening my mouth to pronounce Carrefour as "kafoo" I'll kariffour" you mpaka utiii, carre gani?

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Sleeping in your own bed after traveling is an underrated reset.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Sleeping from 9 PM to 4 AM = 7h of sleep
Sleeping from 1 AM to 8 AM = 7h of sleep
Same quantity.
Different quality.

[🦋El~Fuego🫦 @fuegoshawrry777]

After Ruto's term we all need to go for therapy as Kenyans 🥲 Bruh, we've suffered.

[KingstonGirl🍁 🇰🇪 @Lsankei99]

Shuts down USAID because American Money is for Americans and not Africans

Dumps sick deadly Americans in a third world African country with a failed healthcare system

[James @MrJamesKe]

"Hello Trump, Ongeza 20B nichukue mpaka wa Hantavirus."

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

Never heard of a leader importing a plague for his people. Maajabu!

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

1.7 billion means everyone has been sold at 34 shillings!!!!

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Nipikie style yenu 🥹

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

“Script aikuwa inasema uninyonge”

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Shoutout to everyone who doesn’t speak in the morning and giving others time to defrost

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

Nairobi to Western ni 2000,parcel kwa gunia ni 200.Sitawafunza kila kitu

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Africans every time they carry abasin full of water😂😂😂😂

[James @MrJamesKe]

The Kenyan voter is often emotional during campaigns and logical after elections.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Unfortunately, as you get older you become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Jamaa amekaa kando yangu kwa matt anacheza Temple Run. Simjui but akifail mimi ndo next by force.

[artins🇰🇪 @martinsstony]

Na mkunywe maji jameni, huku kwa lab tunawatuma stool mnaleta sedimentary rocks