Witching hour

beer?
日本人がくだちい

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Spooky.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me in the food line on thanksgiving 😂

[Dave Swart @swart_dave]

@nathaliejacoby1 Don't see much of that, here in Washington state, but I automatically subtract 40 IQ points, when I see a Confederate flag, on houses or trucks.

[mickey @coochieplier]

the only thing we’ll ever agree on
#SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

[Witching hour @shetta_]

こんばばんは。
attempting to learn Japanese
こーいんいのります🙃

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Do people not from the US think “they’re driving on the wrong side of the road?” Because so do I and it’s only been a year since I drove in the right side of the road 😂

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Tit-ed
Verb derived from tit.
To be taken off guard by a women with great tits and/or taking another person off guard by your own great tits
“Man, that girl tited me good”

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Woah.

[ųrörå @thattrickywitch]

Is jambalaya a soup or a chilly?

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Why is math?

[Witching hour @shetta_]

I feel this from you.

[ųrörå @thattrickywitch]

If you call me four times and not leave a message I’m not going to call you back

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Batman is the best

[Witching hour @shetta_]

I swear Floke is my favorite 😂 that crazy fuck.

[Witching hour @shetta_]

It’s fine.

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Oh shit

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Also who gave them the internet?

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Why are old people crazy?

[GL @gldivittorio]

Kindergarten class: April showers bring May flowers but what do Mayflowers bring?

Me: (loudly from the back) Genocide

[Witching hour @shetta_]

If that’s not the fucking 80s. Goddamn.

[Witching hour @shetta_]

Fuck you iPhone 8 for not having an aux and charger port. I’m done with iPhone. #ByeFelicia #crappybydesign