Shelby

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[Shelby @sheunmicro]

Location: Osogbo, Osun State.

[Funke // HefB @HefB_]

HefB_ Don't let the pressure to do everything stop you from doing something.

Small progress still counts.
Rest is not failure.
And your journey doesn't have to look like anyone else's.

Have a peaceful Saturday.

[The Datalyst 🧐 @thedatalyst2012]

Fake life on this app ehn.

Pesin wey dey use Android fit come online dey broke shame fellow Android users.

I fit no know where my morning food go come from, still post food from Pinterest and caption it "living large".

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"With the way this government is going, I may not even be alive to contest the 2027 election. Every single thing I do for a living, this government is deliberately frustrating. I face frustration every day. They recently locked my car at the airport."

—NDC presidential candidate, Mr. Peter Obi

[Reginald @ginald87]

Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when shit happens to you.

[The Datalyst 🧐 @thedatalyst2012]

Breaking up the relationship because they love you more than you love them is valid.

It's giving obsessed and toxic.

[Shelby @sheunmicro]

@sentrxx Ok

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

If you all noticed yesterday, i was not really online. I blacked out during a surgery yesterday. I was lucky that the assistant surgeon was a very capable hand to continue and complete the surgery. I recovered early hours of this morning.

I hadn't had sleep for 6 weeks. In Nigeria, one Doctor does the work of 50 Doctors and this is not an exaggeration. The government knows about this but simply DOESN'T CARE. Life means nothing to them. Only money and power retention is important.

Our colleagues are also a very big part of the problem. Shame on our Medical elders generally. Shame on the government.

[Blackpea @Blackpea22]

That I did not kpaaaiii this morning is by the grace of God!

The bike man that carried me today looked like he hasn't had a bath in 5 years.

JESUS CHRIST!!!!
The odour was crazy!!!
My goodness!!!

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

He was very stupid to marry you.

[Reginald @ginald87]

The men who are truly free are not the ones with the most money. they are the ones with the fewest things they are enslaved to.

No addiction, no need for approval, no fear of discomfort, no dependence on things that can be taken away. Freedom is subtraction not addition.

[The Datalyst 🧐 @thedatalyst2012]

You must maintain your Aura of mystery with women.

Because once she stops visualizing your greatness, she starts visualizing your replacements.

[Reginald @ginald87]

Don't put hope in what you invest in a woman.

[Funke // HefB @HefB_]

HefB_ People will tell you... Come over, nothing will happen.

Nothing will happen until you make eye contact. 😭😂

[Reginald @ginald87]

Only crack girls that you can crack for free.

[Nancy_Priceless @NancyAigbebhalu]

If a woman divorce her husband because of cheating, and then go about dating another married man, I’m of the opinion that it’s more honorable to remain in that your marriage with your cheating husband.

[The Datalyst 🧐 @thedatalyst2012]

I collect Ajo, Okash collect am back

[Blackpea @Blackpea22]

Some important things to consider when choosing a partner;

Choose someone with good sense of reasoning.

Choose someone who understands that it takes two to make it work. Marriage takes two people who are intentional, two people who are ready to fix their problems when they come.

Choose someone who knows how to have a proper conversation without insult.

Choose someone who understands that giving should be reciprocated. Don't just keep giving, the receiver should know how to reciprocate no matter how little.

Choose someone who will not slap you because she is a woman. Domestic violè3nce is not allowed no matter the gender.

It's ok to choose boobs and assss/muscles and flat tummy, just make sure he or she has common sense.

Choose someone who understands that cheating hurts irrespective of the gender involved. You have no business with another person except your partner. Your kpekus is not a shawarma spot and you shouldn't be a community preeek too.

Udo!✌️

[OLA-IMOLE @only1adesh]

peace over pressure. love over games. money over worries. AMEN

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Grand Corruption: Nigeria’s Greatest Threat.

The recent report from the IMF consultation further raises concerns about the scale of grand corruption under the Tinubu government. The IMF now reveals that about N8.83 trillion in expenditure undertaken in 2025 is not reflected in the budget. This expenditure is not budgeted and is therefore not under legislative oversight or administrative scrutiny. This is horrible.

N8.83 trillion is as follows:

1.About 2% of our GDP.

2.Over 35% of Nigeria’s 2025 N23.96 trillion capital project budget. In fact, the amount is more than the actual released capital funding for 2025.

https://t.co/Hta3LViCB8 is more than the entire combined budget for education (N3.52 trillion) and health (N2.38 trillion).

If such an amount is properly used and accounted for, it could transform Nigeria’s public health and education sectors. It could create hundreds of cottage industries that can provide jobs for thousands of graduates and build a solid foundation for economic development. But we cannot account for it. This is not an isolated incident.

This is a pattern of grand corruption that has become part of this administration.
We have a lot to worry about regarding the state of corruption under President Tinubu. The sort of corruption that is ingrained in total disregard of elementary rules of public finance management poses a grave danger to national security and the stability of the Nigerian state. The capture of the Nigerian state and the plunder of its resources are actions that undermine the basis of state stability and deepen poverty and state failure.

This recent revelation proves that the APC government is grossly corrupt, incompetent, and insensitive. With the growing poverty and the urgent need for significant upgrades to social and physical infrastructure, a responsible and responsive government would ensure that N8.83 trillion is prudently utilised to address these gaps. But not the Tinubu administration.

A few days ago, I called on President Tinubu to resign from office for incompetence, lack of capacity, lack of compassion, and failure to improve on his campaign promises. Some people thought perhaps the call was excessive. But with the daily revelations of pervasive corruption in this administration and its total lack of commitment to the welfare and security of Nigerian citizens, the only reasonable action is for President Tinubu to resign from office. The collapse of elementary forms of due process under Tinubu and the increased evidence of rampant looting of Nigerian public finances reinforce the need for greater accountability. It is now time for Nigerian citizens to rise within the law and hold this administration to account.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Riri @quean_bimbo]

This my tribe people are just too useless and stupid!

We all saw the video and they still rewarded a convicted pedophile?

Òlórun shanu🙏🏼