She Vs Me

Teri Keh Ke Lunga... 😎

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

She: Can you explain to me the difference between a #Kurta and a #Kurti? I am so much confused🤔
Me: Boobs😉😜
#SheVsMe

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Me: Everything is Fair in #Love and #War😉
She: Par tera toh Kaala hai Bhopdike🖕😜😂
#SheVsMe

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

She: Mere Ghar aa jao...nobody is here..😉
Me: Pagal ho kya...Marwaogi kya...
She: Haan 😉🖕😍
#SaturdayNight #SheVsMe #HornyGirl

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

She: Is #Flirting cheating? 🙃
Me: If I am left handed and I slap you with my right hand, are you still getting slapped?😒
#LeftHandersDay #SheVsMe

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

#DreamGirl #DreamGirlTrailer

Puja: Dekhna ek din mere naam ke bhi charche honge...😎

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Me: Kya Mai tumhe janta hoon..🤔
She: Nahi...
Me: Toh tum mere bed par kya kar rahi ho..😕
She: Humari kal #ArrangedMarriage hui hai...
#SheVsMe
https://t.co/9hN5Iwj3Zi

[shade 🇵🇸 @4shade17]

sco pa tu manaa

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Me: Your #WhatsApp DP sucks
She: DP is not to please people..😏
Me: Okay!
5 mins later...She changed her DP..😂
#SheVsMe https://t.co/3QMOnju1M4

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Me: I feel positive today!
She: Challenge Accepted...🖕
#SheVsMe
https://t.co/qDwZ5U3Tv9

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

She: Baby hum Valentine's Day kahan manayenge?😉😍😘
Me: Palang pe..😜😉
#SheVsMe #ValentinesDay

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Me: I Love You Sweetheart and Missing You a lot... 😍😉😘
She: Ab kiska #Flat Khali Hai?? 😕🙄
#SheVsMe #SheKnowsEverything

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

My #Love for her is like #Death...
The most certain...&
The least discussed...
#SheVsMe

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

You were my "Cup of Tea"
But I drink "Champagne" now...
#SheVsMe

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Mai dooba toh samunder ko bhi hairat hui...
Ajeeb shaks hai...kisi ko pukarta bhi nahi...
#Lost

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

I told Her to stay with Me and don't go anywhere but She went...
And Long After She was gone...
I stood there...
Lost in the Smell of Her Presence...
As the Place still held the Fragrance of her Love... ❤
That I had just Lost...
#SheVsMe #Lost

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Me: #Condom de...
Chemist: Packet mein dun??
Me: *opens zip* nahi...yahin pehna de Bhosdike...😕😟
#FridayNight

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

If it takes a Lifetime to wait for your Love...
I will... 👫💕
#SheVsMe #ValentinesDay #LoveYou

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Instead of showing your Love ❤ and Care for only in these 7 Days of Year...
Do Care for Her in those 5 Days every Month...
That'll surely be more effective. 🙂
#Periods #ValentinesWeek #SheVsMe #MoodSwings

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Me: What is more cute..hugs or kisses? 😘😉
She: The way You handle my Mood Swings. 😉🙂
#SheVsMe #MoodSwings

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Matt puch mai Kaafir kese hua...
Masjid ki Minaaron se laga hua tha uska Makaan...
Sar jhukata toh uska Deedar chhuth jata... 💕
#SheVsMe #Kaafir

[She Vs Me @shevsme]

Teri yaadon ke qafas mein mai...
Kuch yun maukoof hua...
Maut aaye jab aaye...
Tab tak toh Masroof hua...
#SheVsMe #Memories