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[Winston Smith @ThoughtPoliceBB]

If Mitch McConnell didn't break any bones in his fall, had no concussion, no tumor, no stroke, no heart attack, or hemorrhage (according to his statement), then what exactly is he recovering from?

[T @shewasliike]

NY is green

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Hard to argue with this

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Those mini soda cans are elite because sometimes you don’t need a whole soda; you just need a little splash.

[ebbi dolezal🤎 @_aureliamoon]

Hey so don’t ever make this again.

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Airlines now are like no no. The $800 charge is for the concept of you being on this flight generally. If you want a SEAT on the flight you have to pay an additional $300.

[SMB Attorney @SMB_Attorney]

The full story here is NUTS 🤯

TLDR dude hikes 6.5 hours to avoid a helicopter medical bill impaled while his friends make kebab jokes…

> 32yo ER nurse named David is day-hiking Montana’s tallest mountain with his boys

> He slips on a rock near the top and full-on impales himself on his own trekking pole that goes clean through his lat with like 8 inches sticking out both sides

> nurse brain kicks in immediately, checks himself, realizes nothing vital got hit and he can still breathe fine
says screw the helicopter bill and just starts hiking the entire 10 miles back down with the pole still stuck in him

> takes SIX AND A HALF hours, friends are spotting him the whole way, one even runs ahead to warn families so kids don’t see this gnarly shit

> about 4 miles from the car they realize they’re actually gonna make it… and start cracking kebab jokes 😂

> dude never complained once, stayed in weirdly high spirits the whole time

> walks himself all the way to the trailhead, gets the pole pulled out later at the hospital, and already says he’s going back next year to finish the summit

[whit 🎀 @_kingwhit]

how willing are you to over look men doing shit that genuinely hurts your feelings? the more you can do that the more you are compatible with more ppl

[Dalvinthetruth @dalvinthetruth]

I will personally drive LeBron to and from Philly every single day . He’s not getting on no helicopter every day . I rebuke that

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

JD vance is sweating

[T @shewasliike]

Might as well beat his ass then ladies if you’re going to jail anyways

[dubsea @dubseatv]

#TRENDING: Going Through Your Partner’s Phone Without Consent Can Lead to JAIL TIME and FELONY Charges in Washington State‼️📱

[ThatOneGuy55 @Tesla7771]

The Jimothy Ninja Flip
😂😂😂

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

We gotta start walking in places and loudly saying “$20 for a SANDWICH????” and then immediately walking back out

[Frantz @LSN_Frantz]

“There’s no busier woman than one that doesn’t like you” has always been quite the quote.

[X @XaviercMiller]

Which means if you made $80,000 in 2020, you need to make $110-115k today just to maintain the exact same lifestyle… don’t let anyone convince it’s ok to take your foot off the gas.

[josephine @kantianbarbie]

men have something similar to the friend zone it’s the whore zone that’s why ur in a two year situationship

[Slick @NickStillHere]

34 still out here competing for a roster spot is crazy

[CryptoMez @CryptoMez]

Whatever they saying he did, he did that shit

[Depressed Oracle Red Bull F1 Fan Account @FlyoutChase]

Trump will be the 21st Century Reagan....his policies are garbage now but in the next 10 - 20 years....its negative impact will be felt much harder worldwide

[T @shewasliike]

Sorry I’m a lover girl

[Laiiyylaa @Laiiyylaa]

Stop getting so emotionally attached and enjoy experiences with a person. Be friends. Be a moment in time. Be a memory. You don't have to fall madly in love with everyone who comes your way. Just enjoy their presence for your moment together.