Shane Hall

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

i feel like that one guy in the good place who’s on earth doing the best job possible to get into the good place but every good deed he does actually leads to 20 negative consequences. why is it so hard to consume media without supporting conservatives?

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

every year i try to watch big brother, and every year i’m taken aback by the clear bias towards conservatism. i’m not talking about who wins necessarily, it’s more about the casting and what gets aired. it’s hard to watch!!! like i get that it’s on cbs but damn.

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

so here are our options for streaming in the us:

disney/hulu
comcast (nbcuniversal soon spinning-off)
warner bros. discovery/hbomax
netflix
amazon prime
apple tv
fox
youtube
paramount sky dance
amc

i watch at least one thing on EVERY ONE OF THESE PLATFORMS

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

one of these days i’ll have a kony 2012 breakdown and walk the streets naked carrying my boyfriends collection of medieval weapons and just scream at the top of my lungs

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

idc how gay and nice and nonconfrontational i am, i’m a white man with redneck heritage. each day i survive is one day closer to me sitting on my porch shirtless and polishing a weapon. i’ll be nick offerman’s character in the last of us in two years tops

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

@booinit It’s definitely just German and not ooky spooky lmfao

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

@MADV12345 @itsbelakboy But then later in the episode, Holly White asks her:

“Tu réalise que tu es la première meuf cis, et racisée à être dans Drag Race?”

“Do you realize that you’re the first cis woman of color to be on Drag Race?”

Which is not true.

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

@MADV12345 @itsbelakboy Well, no, here’s what she says in her entrance:

“Je suis en plus une femme cis, lesbienne, racisée, la première de toute l'histoire de Drag Race.”

“I am also a lesbian woman of color, the first in the history of all of Drag Race.”

Which is technically true, Clover Bish is bi.

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

@Drag_Crave The talent show is the NEXT episode, she would’ve destroyed them. She’s maybe the most prominent international drag opera singer, she’d be the first operatic tenor to perform on drag race. I’m actually sick.

[jolt @meltborne]

TRINITY VS TIERRA?? “are you gonna shut me up” TITI THIS IS LOVE ISLAND NOT BADDIES #LoveIslandUSA

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

“it’s never the couples you want to have onlyfans who have onlyfans”

-@chrisfluming

or something like that

[Shane Hall @shhall35]

spectacular year to turn 26

[speed racer shady facts @inshallahdiva]

She’s JK Rowling’s Mario