s a r a h ☀️

“She’s a good friend and very nice!”

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

the most beautiful women you know are not allowed to eat grapefruit

[Kyle @kylofone]

makes me emotional when i see my cat walking through the house, going about her business. like...there she goes.

[Maria Made in Cosmos ✨ @made_in_cosmos]

just scream when the baby screams

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey sorry I can’t come tonight. I have to sit at home in the dark

[s a r a h ☀️ @shhemmeri]

A wide awake baby 😩

[mubiouš @Mubarak_mubious]

name somęthing that is scary at 3am
but normal at 3pm..

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey, sorry for how I acted when our plans changed slightly. So long as everything from here on out goes exactly as I’ve planned forever, I won’t be like that again

[Put Steve Tasker in the Hall of Fame @HOFSteveTasker]

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD.

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

Is this the worst Bengals Defense in franchise history?

[rae @SPITEFEM]

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic

[ravn @mfnravn]

"girl what" is gender neutral btw

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Yeah well it feels like my first rodeo okay

[rumi @painsting]

"you are so quiet" thanks i'm not comfortable around you

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Joe Flacco riding down to Cincinnati rn

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Fantasy football is pretty much based on injury luck UNLESS I win in which case it's more of a skill-based game