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[uh @shhessh]

@Drazah @gurshbbk @Brparadox @Grrregorie_26 @BryanRubalcaba

[uh @shhessh]

@_onlyscott N’Golo Kanté

[22 🥇 @ekitikEraa]

Say nothing just like and rt 😭�

[Timmy lewis @Timmyofdelta]

If that happens, I will get a Chelsea logo tattooed on my body

[D4rsh🦅 @d4rsh_tw]

Be a man

> Overwork
> under-sleep
> lift heavy
> look expensive
> think you're batman
> fall for the one girl who wants peace
> get heartbroken
> repeat

[CFC Bravel Bravin🎓 @w_bravel]

The past 7 days of being a Chelsea fan:

11th March- We were mercilessly beaten by PSG 5-2.
12th - Pedro Neto got suspended for pushing a ball boy.
13th- Gittens' hamstring injury reoccurred.
14th - Newcastle defeated Chelsea at SB for the first time since 2012.
15th - Man United went 6 points ahead of us.
16th - Reece James with a hamstring injury.
16th- Chelsea get a transfer ban.
16th- Malo Gusto gets injury.

[NORTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

✅Lost at home to Newcastle
✅Conceded 5 goals against PSG
✅Transfer ban for the next 12-24 months
✅Reece James injury
✅Liam Delap and Liam Rosenior still at my club

[ᜰ @boyaviatorr]

Open for a Surprise.

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

SPOILER ALERT: Men cannot get pregnant

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

Guy at the gym asks members how many hours they work per week.

https://t.co/jSj0XjFPNr

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

convinced he chose to become England’s coach so he’d have an excuse to watch almost every Chelsea game 😹

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

CHELSEA!!!!!

[uh @shhessh]

@bielzinn @FabrizioRomano Don’t you ever call him that again🤬🤬🤬🤬

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

2003 when LeBron came into the league

[⚡️ @coldvinga]

July 19th 2026, New Jersey. I will be there

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

This is a special player. One of a kind.

[Larry P. 🏀 @NycVipers]

It was Kobe who sabotaged Lebron's & Kyrie's relationship - Kobe convinced Kyrie that he needed his own team.