ur mom

[mau @rllydu]

you wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti

[cameron burger @slameronburger]

texting at work texting when I’m off

[Chelsea Daley @chelsea_daley]

“You made that on canva?!”
Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

[amelia 🩰 brat whore @americanwh0rr]

Waait the northern lights are sooo gorgeous

[tatum @planetgraves]

Next time you think about laughing a lot just remember I’d like to be included

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

dont worry babe. they arent even the fart

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

me sending him on a noble quest to retrieve my water

[farah mynaf ☾ @farahmynaf]

i’ll screenshot anything, i’m a historian

[ur mom @shhmait]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Noodles & Company @noodlescompany]

behind every hot person there’s a deep history with buttered noodles

[tg @yourenottheguy]

Me waiting for someone to stop talking so I can say a random fact i learned that nobody cares about