Shirali ♡

no one loves cardi like i love cardi • libra • she/her

[✨lonnie b. fly @alonaonline]

I think about this every couple of weeks and laugh out loud.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Those drones are from the North Pole. They're determining who's naughty and who's nice.

[ren ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ momo art mart D13 @butterbeanren_]

oh the things we say (1/2)

[໊ @wynrosei]

please don’t invite me over if you have a leather couch that’s peeling. i will peel it some more when you’re not looking

[Shirali ♡ @shi_rali]

10 years* my b

[Shirali ♡ @shi_rali]

It took 11 years for this dream to work out but this weekend I get to see all three of @TBSOfficial shows..ALL THREE !!!!

[Murph & Turf @JamesMurphy]

THINGS I'M NO LONGER INTERESTED IN:

• Driving at night

• Leaving my house at night

• Driving in the winter

• Leaving the house in winter

• Driving

• Leaving the house

[Ms. G 💖 @pragueyerrr]

who’s colonized now BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leo @musicisleo]

there’s no fucking way LMAOOOOO

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

new yorkers walking through times square:

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

Jasmine Crockett has been re-elected to represent Texas' 30th Congressional District in the US House.
https://t.co/kh5EWh3PD3

[abby ✨ @bytekiszka]

you’re laughing. they just elected ballooney for vice president and you’re fucking laughing.

[LaCienaga Boulevardez 💙🏁 @WordsWithLo]

I think this is where I'm stuck. right here. Don't EVER question the literal fact that black women have to work 5x as hard ever again. This is sick.

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[🛡️JAWN of Arc ⚔️ @HerbGoddezz]

I only got 3 hrs of sleep cuz I was up watching this fool. Ts the funniest thing I’ve seen I think ever 😂😂😂

[Shirali ♡ @shi_rali]

getting ghosted by both of my grad school group project chats hbu :)

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm