Shia Harger

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

Who even has 6 friends, let alone 64, to add to a group chat?

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

@annairishh @gurrrpreet Who have I become?

[OfficialJayKing @__JayyKing]

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees..

Thank you.

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

Am I the only one who waits for the bachelorette to not pick anyone and pick chris instead?

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

I feel like my tweets were really slacking off in 2020. I haven’t worked in the office in almost a year so my coworkers aren’t bringing me the usual content

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

Anyone have an ex man ruin a good song? I could honestly just throw away every done from 2013

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

Christmas music just isn’t hitting the same way this year.

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

Anyone else cry a lot this year?

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

The cashier at KT told me “see ya soon” instead of “see ya next time” and I’m pretty sure I looked like I had seen a ghost cause a guy asked if I was ok

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

I really just want to be a desperate housewife and have a fucked up group of lady friends like the Monterey Five

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

“this sandwich is terrible” - me finishing every last bite of a terrible sandwich

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes I look back on a person i’ve had feelings for and I’m like was I ok?? was I having a mental breakdown?? was that a cry for help what is thaaat

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

Music in headphones hits different

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

*Every conference call*
“Can you see my screen?”
“Unfortunately, yes”

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

pro tip: if a man ever wants you to watch one of his boring man movies with him you don’t even have to pay attention just turn to him and go “holy shit” every time the music gets really loud

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

can everyone just shut the fuck up. like just for one day. just one. just.... shut the fuck up. idk who needs to hear this, but shut the fuck up

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

You ever eat and blackout cause it was so good?

[Shia Harger @shiaharger]

Normalize gold diggers. I don’t want to work anymore

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th in case this year wasn’t weird enough.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

in my opinion the guys i like should be more obsessed with me but that’s just my opinion