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be a nice human

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I wish to live in a time where girls didn’t look at you crazy when you put on Metallica or Motley Crue instead of something to twerk or cry to 😅

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@dylan_3_carson what’s the secret, oh wise one?

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question: why do I have to choose between carbs/happiness & losing weight/wanting all the carbs???

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@kaylealauryn thank ya dear 💖

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update on my baby face:

waiting on my car service at the dealership, doing homework like a good student, and this tiny human says to her mom

“shhhh, that little girl is studying”

not girl... little. girl.

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our secretary at the hospital called me “kiddo” today & just really reaffirmed my inability to look like a grown up ✌🏼 cool

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@AutumClark too much 😂

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@heatherbatess it does add a new sense of thrill to my daily drive home

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I have a new neighbor who drives a moped and twirls machetes for fun. Not even kidding. It’s petrifying.

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@AutumClark haters

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At clinic, I go to the secluded break room for lunch bc people leave me alone & it’s quiet... everyday the same lady comes in to eat at the same time & she doesn’t feel the need to fill the silence, we just enjoy being left alone together IT’S WONDEROUS

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@AutumClark dude SAME

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weekends: the time to ruin any good eating done M-Th

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@heatherbatess hearrrrrd that

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it can’t be said enough.. WAIT FOR HIM HE EXISTS 💙 https://t.co/yX6Bw3HgY4

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it’s so annoying when I’m almost home and this really good song comes on so I gotta keep driving around until it’s over so my neighbors don’t see my one-woman concert & think I’m mental

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@heatherbatess No, that’s where I stash my rubies and crowns and other assorted treasures

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one of my coworkers wore a $700 Louis Vuitton scarf today (found in the back of her closet, FORGOTTEN) that she bought a few years ago bc “it was the cool thing to do” ......………...........................................................................................wut

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I don’t do animal cruelty. Don’t care if you’re allergic, hate that particular kind of animal, whatever...
IT’S NOT FUNNY

Leave them alone.... or give them to me 💞 i’ll love the crap out of em

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73rd time crying at the end of The Office when Jim makes the video for Pam and says “Not enough? You are everything” these are fictional characters shiann pull yourself together ugh tears are real