Luke Kurter

Luckier every day.

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

The 5 best NFL Players of all time
(Can’t repeat position)

Lawrence Taylor (Edge)
Peyton Manning (QB)
Deion Sanders (CB)
Randy Moss (WR)
Adrian Peterson (RB)

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

Tell em coach

[Jimmy Johnson @JimmyJohnson]

This is what happens after a Super Bowl!

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

@JimmyJohnson We should give Tony a blank check let him fill it out. 1 season. It’s a shame to let this talent go to waste with dak

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

@FanDuel Antonio Bryant

[alex @highlightheaven]

I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Cowboys. I am no longer a fan.

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

@FanDuel Merton Hanks. Longest neck in NFL history.

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

@MarkKurter @JasonNabilMalki @chrisadamo24 ALGO owes JNM for his tireless work since 2020 #hodl

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

I stumbled across these cleats and got a little emotional because these are the cleats I wore against Green Bay... it was a catch and forever will be a catch!!!

X

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

Happy New Year! I hope in 2021 you move forward toward your vision, find joy as much as possible, and give back if you can.

[Paul Costabile @PaulCostabile]

Chances Biden will say “you’re fired” during speech tonight ?!? #Election2020

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

Ye

[Clarence Hill Jr @clarencehilljr]

Jerry Jones said Dak Prescott not being to pull off the last play of the game against the Seattle Seahawks is the difference between he and Patrick Mahomes or even Tony Romo. They could have pulled it off.
Wow. Did I hear that correctly?
@1053thefan

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

What is flirtatiousness but an argument that life must go on and on and on?

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Zion Williamson also led the NFL in sacks back in 1986

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

Do the homework #zeke #badboys

[William Paterson University @wpunj_edu]

WP Alert: The bear cubs have left the campus property.

[Football 🏈 @TheFBReels]

Lamar Jackson put on a show today. I’ll tell ya what, I haven’t seen a Jackson perform like that since Michael. This game wasn’t a Thriller, but the Ravens are going to be hard to Beat It, man. Wow

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

Assyrian 🙌🏼😍

[Larsa Pippen @larsapippen]

I’m Assyrian, my moms from Lebanon and dad is from Syria

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

Twitters got alligator blood. Can't get rid of it. #kgb

[Luke Kurter @shibboyy]

40 and 25 today

[. @goknickstape]

Shaq averaging 35 and 20 in today’s NBA