Shica Polaroid

mess wit tha gary u get the @spongebob

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

how do job interviews work for strippers

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

Better Idea:

1. 2v2

2. Play in a dome

3. Supersonic Acrobatic Battle Cars instead of humans

4. Big ahh ball

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Here’s how I would fix soccer:

1. No goalies. Let’s have a high scoring game

2. Too many guys on the field. Make it 5v5

3. Shrink the goals, put them 10 feet in the air

4. Shrink the field

5. Play on hardwood, not grass

6. You can use your hands

7. Goals are worth 2 points

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

#Ong

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

my cat keeps following me around. i am going nowhere important kitty

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

relevant

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

everybody i love just died and all i can think about is max strus

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

eman prolly reading this rn . if ur eman put ur phone down if ur not subscribe and hit that bell

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

what if i caught ur grandma on an island and called an iso

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

if i was in the nba id still have 3 years before i entered my prime

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

#Beancock

[cesspool @pisslungs]

My cock stinks like beans

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

@BallparkPal my bad. like how many more or less fantasy points they will get than what the books expect or compared to their average

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

@HardRockBet will mookie betts void

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

if you gave me a coochie how much dick could i get ?

[coopz @Coopz___]

If you give SGA, Jokic, or Luka 43 field goal attempts and 43 free throws, how many points are they dropping?

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

@diddykoin

[Frat Painter @bipskayless123]

Ball knowers?

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

who do u think had sex with another female plant to give birth to it

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I just found out only female cannabis plants make weed. Even men as plants are useless

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

using geek bar car play to disperse nicotine thru my ac system

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

@3mcoxo nah that’s when you replace ur eyeballs w dih

[Shica Polaroid @shicapolaroid]

split my cock in half call it dih fusion