thatguywhodoesnteatpoop

I’m genuinely the funniest person I’ve ever met

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250 dollar tab at the bar mitzvah #fucked #needajewishlawyer #telaviv

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150 dollar tax return I’m gonna get me a bar mitzvah

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Telling my grandma with dementia that her name is Xbox

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Smoking off brand cigarettes hand rolled by children in cities you wouldn't go to with a gun

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I have yet to find a better example of “Find what you love and let it kill you”
then Freddie Mercury

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Homeboy just dry scooped the adderall

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First time doing snus and just gummed it

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Hulk but only his balls turn big and green

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Ain’t nothing dry about this humpin

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Dudes who follow girls with boyfriends be on some straight cuck shit

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Your boyfriend screams when the dj says make some noise

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I flirt with women by leaving them alone

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King Arthur couldn’t pull me out.

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Out here observing instead of experiencing again 🤦‍♂️😭

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At the function having 4 years worth of thoughts in 5 minutes

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I would seriously let anything happen to me

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So glad we only live once I genuinely could not do this shit again

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If my breath stinks it’s because my girl didn’t wash her feet 👀👀🗣️

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My ass does NOT practice what I preach 😭😭

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Yall baby daddy be at the hibachi grill lettin the chef throw meat in his mouth