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Once shot down a fly mid air with a hair bobble.

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This was the last time we saw Jordan on stag do, nearly had to take it to Ibizan police and British consulate .

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@SkySportsNews I honestly think he was one of the nice guys of football. Incredibly talented footballer and a lovely human being. Passionate (the whole I'd love it speech) just a general nice bloke.

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@Danny_McMoomins Through roadworks.

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@MamaisTony @empireofthekop In the UK it's the Duracell bunny. I had to double check to make sure I wasn't mistaken 😂

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@TantumHon11590 @ReynardAnna @PolitlcsGlobal What natives are we talking about ? Penguins?

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@pcgamer Too little too late.... Was just ..... Meh ... I'm done with it......

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@FabrizioRomano I fucking hate that self righteous cunt.... Hahhahahahahah get fucked .

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@ToxicGoonerHQ @JacobsBen He's got a better record Vs Arteta you idiot.. you wouldn't know that being a Chelsea fan last season

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@FabrizioRomano @guardian Oh. That's a shock. The guy is made of glass.... And he's shite.

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@catherine_6907 The worst thing about this is not realising you're putting the kids'whole occupational health on a video... Ofc he's gonna laugh. He doesn't know any different.

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@catherine_6907 I'm a tradesman I'd never put anyone in that situation. The kids 20/30ft up a ladder and struggling.. you flick shit in his hair ?. That video would have been deleted in a second had he fell.

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@AB_1882 @laziolabubu Guarantee that video would have been deleted had the lad fell. Yeah he's laughing. It's cool and a bit like school banter for him... But you'd find it really unfunny if that was your lad and the worst case scenario happened. Been in trades longer than you were fertilised..

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@DaveOCKOP They scored 4 you baldy cunt !!!!!

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@DaveOCKOP That's the bare minimum.

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@LFC Shame about the other 89 minutes.

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@DaveOCKOP Not going to happen.

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@SkySportsPL That's a red card any day of the week

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@Idolomexcweb3 @adidasUK Well said Armstrong... I think the multi billion pound company will head your words (what is it you do for a living?) and bring it up in their next boardroom meeting.

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@LFC Was never a foul

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@HenryBushnell @TheAthleticFC Front row is absolutely shite for watching a game.. let the fools pay it.... It's not boxing 😂

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@UTDRhody Show the video of Nani crying 😂