I like to call this type of person a “Noah Kahan American”. They make up about 80% of the city of Boston and have made an otherwise cool city a cultural hellhole
Top 5:
1) Cisco Brewers - Nantucket, MA
2) Tall Ship - Boston, MA
3) Cisco Seaport - Boston, MA
4) Island Creek Oysters - Duxbury, MA
5) Cisco Fenway - Boston, MA