CJ

Pizza & taco (and therefore, also taco pizza) advocate, technologist, Dad and Hubby.

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@LouStagner What if I get a putting lesson or new putter?

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@ForePlayPod @BarstoolBigCat Like my coach says, “It’s called “golfing” not “golf swing”. If it works it works. Play your misses.

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@4golfonline 19.9 focused on the USGA men’s average of 14.8 after year 3.

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@CaddieNetwork Haywood Jablowme

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@LouStagner Gimme putts, moving your ball to a groomed spot in the bunker, free mulligans and my father in laws no putting rounds… casual scores are lower.

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@yourgolftravel Probably in my umbrella drink since i'm plopping a lawn chair down on the tee box and thinking about how lucky I am to have this shot.

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@jondmiller @HawkeyeLovell

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@kwqcnews Check out this timelapse of that wicked storm from today! https://t.co/7uk68oONHv

[The New York Times @nytimes]

We analyzed the movements of hundreds of millions of people to show why the most extensive travel restrictions in human history haven’t been enough to stop the coronavirus outbreak https://t.co/7wGK5vx0tY

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@united 5683. Replanned now. Pilots should open a complaint. Thanks.

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@united hi, could you please inform MLI ground crew that there are two planes waiting to deplane. It’s been 10 minutes and they are not answering radio.

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@SportsCenter @stephenasmith So no one’s going to talk about how Rudolph started the incident by trying to pull of Garrets helmet?

[Heavens! @HeavensFX]

Kirk Ferentz gives the greatest pre-game speech of all time #IOWAvsMICH #Hawkeyes #FerentzFilms

[WEATHER/ METEO WORLD @StormchaserUKEU]

Devastating scenes from Abaco island, #Bahamas this afternoon as #HurricaneDorian made landfall! Winds were gusting up to 220mph on landfall the storm still remains very dangerous! Report Olie.Martini IG #Dorian2019 #Dorian

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Preacher is coming!!! Final season of insanity premieres this Sunday.

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@jbdecker @HyVee excuse our friend @jbdecker. He’s new to Twitter.

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@jbdecker You should try paint by numbers then.

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@jbdecker He’s worth $2M. https://t.co/OqsDBIcACL

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@jbdecker Yeah, no.

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Dunk all fried foods in the sweet heat of Kate's signature honey-chipotle sauce https://t.co/Lu5jpeWHXJ