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HORRIFYING NEWS!

@Azfura threatens to drop more music, may God help us.

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BREAKING!!!

The Moroccan government has released a statement regarding Nass!

"This is a matter of national disaster. His ass is NOT welcome here," they said.

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Sources suggest that Joyo and Apparentlyjack will NOT be in the England team because "they're shit".

Source: @SheepRLE

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The @RocketLeague World Championship is set to be held in @DickiesArena!

In other news, congratulations to @M0nkeyM00n for winning his 3rd RLCS World Championship!

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@reakin_rl9 @Firstkiller @TwisMinds nah stizzy is the greatest of all time

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BREAKING:

@Firstkiller announces that he will be moving to Europe for the 2027 RLCS season.

"These teammates so ahh", he said after going out to @TwisMinds in game 7.

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LEAKED:

A photo of @Sadjuni0r's eyes has been dug up from the archives and released!

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BREAKING ‼️

@TheBopPops will be sending pussy pics to whoever correctly guesses the winner and MVP of the Paris major today 👀

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Official: @RLEsports analysts and other journalists have unanimously voted @StizzyRl as the MVP before the major has even finished.

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@RocketLeague confirms that the @ChronicRL_ aura walk is now MANDATORY for every player walking out.

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LEAKED: An anonymous player poll voted NRG as the MOST BORING team to play against in the entirety of RLCS.

One player even said, "I genuinely struggle to stay awake while playing NRG".

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BREAKING: SSG star Zach retires for a second time after dropping 2 games to MIBR!

"I'm embarrassed," he said to fans right after the series ended.

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@TheBopPops @couldberriples Im lying it is me Pulse Bop

- Pulse Bop

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BREAKING STATEMENT!!!

We (yes WE) will ALL be suing @MajorRLCS for taking the jobs of @ShiftRLBS (and @ShiftRLE I guess) employees.

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SAD NEWS: The owners of the hit X account @ShiftRLBS have LITERALLY DIED while waiting for the @RocketLeague Paris Major to begin.

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BREAKING‼️

Reports are surfacing of a black market being opened up where criminals illegally buy and trade sky blue affluenter amid the current shortage.

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BREAKING STORY!!!

@kuxir97 is stunningly set to return to RLCS in 2027 under the We Dem Girlz banner!

More information to come soon...

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BREAKING!

@CJCJ_RL WILL be present at the major, however he will have tape over his mouth as nobody wants to hear his predictions.

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According to multiple sources, @NRGgg has asked to "just go to top 6 already" after seeing their group for the Paris Major.

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@DenizOzii_RL we are a very truthful and trustworthy news organisation.

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BREAKING!

Epic games announce easy anti cheat will do "nothing to prevent bots or ddosers" and they are instead only removing bakkesmod to "make as much money as possible off the item shop"