#ShiftySchiff

i smell like beef and cheese and sit on a throne of lies

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@BernieSanders Most Young people love trump bernie, not you

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@RepAdamSchiff

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@SpeakerPelosi Follow me and lets see if we can make #ShiftySchiff more popular than the regular one

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@SpeakerPelosi No they didnt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you couldnt possibly have watched the same thing the rest of us did

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Trump is innocent...I admit i was wrong..please forgive me America

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@BarackObama To EVERYONE who makes kobe death about themselves and their politics......you are mentally ill

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The constitution was written a long time ago, by very important people and CLEARLY states that a sitying President CANNOT withhold funds from Ukraine or they will be impeached. Makes a difference when you know the truth like me

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@RepAdamSchiff Pretty soon i will be releasing devastating evidence that will destroy the republican party

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My mother always taught me that the only time it was ok to lie was to save someone else...thats why i keep doing it, i will do will do and say whatever it takes to get rid of this king called trump and save the world from this monster. Who is with me?

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@SenKamalaHarris EXACTLY! its not my fault i didnt do my job, senate should bend the rules to cover my behind

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I lied again, big deal, what are you going to do about it? Thats what i thought, nothing...noone can touch me

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@SenSanders How is it just to steal

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BREAKING NEWS: @AB84's poop doesn't stink

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@BernieSanders Lol

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@RepAdamSchiff That depends, are you being offered the job?

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@johnlegend This is very very sexist and demeaning, shame on you mr. Legend

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@SenKamalaHarris Like u have any idea whats going on with our national security...and u never will!

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@RepAdamSchiff I am so dumb

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@SenSanders If a consumer agrees to a rate, whats the problem? You force lower rates, you reduce the amount of people getting the money they need