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Me: I’m sorry, are you saying “feta cheese”, or “fettuccini”?

Waitor: I was saying fet—

Me: YES.

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@callsign_raven Fingers crossed! Hope everything materializes for you!

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@DevonESawa @grok

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I guess my desk apple will be next week’s desk apple.

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@CraigBaird Wonderful! I’m very lucky to live close to Base Borden. I took these at the base museum a couple years ago.

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Getting the buttered popcorn bean in a bag of mixed Jelly Belly’s is in my top 5 worst life experiences. 🤢

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@callsign_raven Hope there was no major damage to your house. What a mess the past few days have been.

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I don’t care what anyone says, I think Colin Jost is charming as hell as the Pop Culture Jeopardy host. (not that anyone asked)

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I’ve reached the stage in my life where all of the pants I wear are stretchy.
Most also don’t have zippers.
Leggings. I just wear leggings.
Or jeggings if I’m feeling fancy.

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@BowersWrites @Legion_Magazine So exciting, can’t wait to read it!
I pointed out your articles to my husband the last time we received the Legion mag in the mail, and he immediately followed you.
You do wonderful work!

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This is very on-brand for me. I’m not even mad about it.

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@TarzanDan @iHeartRadioCA Sending you so much love, and all of my best wishes. You’re a legend, and you have been missed. Thrilled to hear you’re feeling better!

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I definitely do!

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Why do I feel like death in the middle of summer? Allergies.
Al. Er. Geeeeez.

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@BruceFraser So very sorry for your loss, Bruce. My condolences to you and your loved ones.

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Gojira performing at the opening ceremonies????? FUCK YEAH

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July is dragging

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@BruceFraser Safe travels Bruce! ✈️

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It’s fully spring now, so you know what that means….. crippling back pain (my lawn still looks like shite)

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@BruceFraser Thinking of you, Bruce.
What a rock star of a mom you have.