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[Marv @shihemi_]

At the end of the day we go down on our knees whether we made it or not to thank God for life,we try again tomorrow. 👌

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇬🇧 Brits have a tradition of making ugly photos of politicians in cars before it’s over.

Starmer’s photo is already out, so he’ll be resigning next week … most likely.

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

I want to give you guys a challenge.
Isolate for a month or two. Single guys mostly. Piga ops zako kivyako, don’t involve your friends and start praying. Be secretive.
Cut off partying and be focused.
Screenshot this tweet. Kuja apa after two months. Utakuwa na testimony.

[Kerubo @slyrie]

Linus Kaikai every time Ruto tries to move away from the agenda…

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The artist. The art 😭😭😭

#RutoMustGo

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Independent Policing Oversight Authority (IPOA) officers, very busy investigating Kenyans complaints against police brutality.

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

There were days when all you wanted was Sh 100k. And then it became 500k, 1m, 2m and it keeps rising. Greed and fear of the unknown.

The pursuit of money is such a humbling adventure that every level you hit, joy lasts a minute, and the feeling of underachievement sets in hard.

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

There's an obsession among the youth that forex trading is a get rich quick scheme.

About 90% of traders lose money.

You'd be wise enough to realize that it takes more that luck to be in the 10%

If you don't have a source of income, forex isn't your way out of poverty

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

After we dig up TB Joshua I want this Pastor arrested before he even dies

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

These are empty and retrogressive barbarians pretending to be leaders. Why should pregnant teens be prevented from having an education when charlatans like Lusaka who impregnate them are allowed to occupy senior public positions and steal using fictitious wheelbarrows?

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

Focus.

Don't settle.

Don't waste time.

Don't be distracted.

You have money goals to achieve.

[𝓐 @Sincerely_AO]

Stay disciplined. We’re only 11 days into this year, do yourself a favor and stick to the habits, mindsets, and routines you promised yourself you would stick to. Even if you’ve messed up, restart and begin again. The level of discipline you want is right there, keep going.

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

One of the powers of money is being able to buy other peoples' time & expertise to optimize your life

- A personal chef to make fresh & healthy meals
- A personal trainer to optimize your workouts
- A personal Assistant to run your errands

I'd choose these over fancy luxuries

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

We support President @WilliamsRuto’s statement that “no arm of government will be spared in the fight against corruption.” However, patriotic Kenyans would want to be assured of the integrity of that assertion when the president does the following BEFORE targeting the judiciary:

1. Establish the State Capture Judicial Inquiry that you undertook to form during the 2022 presidential campaigns.

2. Repatriate TRILLIONS of Shillings stashed abroad by the Kenyatta, Moi and other oligarchical plunderers and use the money to tackle the run away unemployment, poverty, homelessness and dilapidated healthcare.

3. Have the Uhuru Kenyatta’s 4 Dollar Billionaires charged, prosecuted, punished and their looted wealth RESTORED for the public good.

4. Have corruption in the Executive Arm of Government, including at @StateHouseKenya, Harambee House and other state institutions dealt with by an Independent EXTERNAL FORENSIC team of investigators and prosecutors. This is to build public confidence that there will be no sacred cows.

5. Give a public undertaking that you will not weaken the judiciary so that a regime friendly one is installed to help you DISMEMBER the constitution in order to remove the Presidential term limit.

6. Don’t rely on sycophants and partisan political cronies in the effort to transform the judiciary.

7. Don’t resurrect conman @RailaOdinga, despot Uhuru Kenyatta and other Dynastic Oligarchs for short term political gains.

8. Stop over-taxing Kenyans.

If you do these, Kenyans will support any GENUINE efforts to transform Kenya.

Free advice from a patriotic Kenyan.

[Polycarp Hinga 🇰🇪 @PolycarpHinga]

Juja MP Koimburi(UDA) is now blaming Kenyans for complaining "instead of adjusting their lifestyles to the rising cost of living".

"They want to fuel 3000 shillings instead of boarding a Matatu for 50 shillings."

Who are these fools you elected, surely?

[Wakanda ↗️ @calebrityjoe]

Y'all thought the Monday holiday was free...ni ya kupumua na kulamba glucose

[شاكر @Shirley_Sein]

BDSM considering his hands are tied.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Heading to the cyber to apply for a Green Card.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

You guys should read the sworn affidavits supporting the impeachment motion of Meru Governor Kawira Mwangaza.

Buuri MP Mugambi Rindikiri, who is also the Chair of the Meru County Parliamentary Caucus, writes in his affidavit that:

1. The Governor, while visiting Central Imenti Constituency, promised to get the Central Imenti MP a co-wife, ndio aache kiherehere.

2. The Governor, while visiting South Imenti Constituency, referred to the area MP as an impotent old tractor.

Bwana Jesus should just come back tomorrow we go continue laughing in heaven.

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

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