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[🍜 @shiithumour]

Newton ji aapka third law mere
efforts pe kyu kaam nahi karta??

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my secret talent is getting tired without
doing anything.

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I can't explain my music type, it's just
every song except the ones I don't like.

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wo sab to theek hai lekin ye
"cake murder" kya hota hai??

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Hot people flirt with everyone and still
manage to be loyal to their bae.

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Baarish ke mausam me log dil laga rhe
hai aur hum wiper..!!🙂

[🍜 @shiithumour]

Itna overthinking karta hu ki log kya
sochenge wo bhi khud hi soch leta
hoon!!

[🍜 @shiithumour]

𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆 '𝗻𝗼' ,
𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 ??

[🍜 @shiithumour]

Babe stop scrolling and listen to me!
why did you stop scrolling?? Are you
my babe??

[🍜 @shiithumour]

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling
but you're cute as fuck...🥰

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I hate it when someone asks "kya kar
rha hai" bcoz then I question my whole
existence ke Behenchod kya hi kar rha
hu mai..

[🍜 @shiithumour]

I'll wear the same clothes everyday
and my dad still asks me ye kab
kharida..!!

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Bhyii ye attention kaise draw karte
hain?? gel pen se ya ball pen se??

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why is it " right person wrong time " and not

"har ishq ka ek waqt hota hai, wo humara waqt nahi tha par iska vo matlab nahi,
ki wo ishq nahi tha"

[🍜 @shiithumour]

Teri aankho ke siwa iss duniya mein
rakha kya hai??

[🍜 @shiithumour]

Jitni garmi pad rhi hai ab tak to tumhara
Dil pighal jana chaahiye tha mujh par...

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I get a lot of messages from others but
meri jaan mujhe to tumhare message ka intezaar rehta hai..

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I'm jealous of people who can go to sleep
as soon as they shut their eyes,

Yha 3 ghante aankhen band karke jab tak 10-12 stories naa bna lo tab tk neend nahi aati.

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𝗛𝗮𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗮𝗿 𝗸𝗮𝗵𝗮 𝗗𝗶𝗹 𝘀𝗲,
𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗹 𝗯𝗵𝘂𝗹 𝗷𝗮𝗮 𝘂𝘀𝗸𝗼❤

𝗛𝗮𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗮𝗿 𝗗𝗶𝗹 𝗻𝗲 𝗸𝗮𝗵𝗮,
𝗧𝘂𝗺 𝗱𝗶𝗹 𝘀𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗵𝗶 𝗸𝗲𝗵𝘁𝗲🥀

[🍜 @shiithumour]

Subah tak jaag sakta hoon, lekin
subah jaldi nahi jaag sakta!