jiang yanli bot 🌸 HOLIDAYS HIATUS

my skills include raising absolute blockheads and inspiring fandom angst. [header @thanhuki / pls read carrd!! not intended as rp acct but will reply if @'d]

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** mod here! i made a cc for this account, feel free to send jyl stuff! (* ^ ω ^) https://t.co/BFACtbcJV5

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day 2 // dance

#dimiclaudeweek2020 #dimiclaude #FE3H

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** mod : last few days have been busy w packing, since i'm going to be on holidays for the next ten days! will drop here whenever i find the time, but this acct won't be my priority. if needed you can find me on my main @magnvseffect !

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@YingyueJin @yanlisbottom "I'm not really a cultivator myself, A-Yue, but I'll try. What do you need?"

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@yanlisbottom @wen_bot ...you only needed to ask. have fun! (*・ω・*)b♪

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@jinIinq @yanlisbottom @laozu_ebooks hygiene is important everyone

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@YingyueJin @yanlisbottom @jinIinq "It's a gut feeling, Zixuan. She does look the part, too, so I'd like to find out what exactly happened." To Yingyue, she asked, "How old were you?"

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@yanlisbottom @YingyueJin @jinIinq "Why would A-Yao do such a thing? I...I do think it could be you, but then why you, and not A-Ling? —I'm sorry, Yingyue. You wouldn't know, would you?"

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** mod : i updated the carrd for this account -> https://t.co/RXZ1tjd52O ! i'd really appreciate it if you gave it a quick read and liked this tweet to let me know, thank you very much!

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** mod : i have a couple cc asks left and will get to them later!! my own fault for letting them pile up, though. if you want to send more, please feel free!

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Thank you for bringing such a beautiful boy into the world!! A-Ling is perfect inside and out and I hand that all… — thank you, i made him myself.
...no, really, zixuan and i were blessed with an amazing kid. we certainly did cont… https://t.co/6kqVwSacKo

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Have you ever watched the lion king? Have you ever tried to do the presenting the baby scene with A-Ling? — i watched it with my brothers when we were little, and then again with zixuan when it turned out he hadn't seen it as a ch… https://t.co/0PDel0J3AD

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How ripped are you? — ripped enough to carry a couple children at a time or haul pots of food around, i suppose? nothing too impressive, really! https://t.co/uWqfpoHen2

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May I offer you this simple tooth? This one isn't for your mouth, but should you need it, you can bury it in the… — ...what a peculiar gift.
i love it! thank you very much! i'll be sure to save it for a time of need. https://t.co/EcGU3JmTwq

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Shijie! There has been rumors circulating that your youngest brother has found a significant other in Nie Huaisan… — we haven't had the occasion to talk more than a few times, but i think young master nie is a fine young man! and… https://t.co/xoaZo9n3wz

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zixuan : your brother gave me a 'get better soon' card.
me : aw, how sweet!
zixuan : i wasn't sick, he just thought i could do better.

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me : what do you call a fish with no eyes?
hanguang-jun : myxine circifrons
a-xian : ...fsh

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[on phoenix mountain]
me : i'm going to ask you to be respectful here.
a-xian : i will politely decline.

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no cops at pride only me and my sword

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zixuan : if you think you can just look at me with those big eyes and get anything you want—
me :
zixuan : —you're absolutely right