shikhar

Unapologetically sarcastic!
Inquisitive learner.

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Meanwhile uncles will have an existential crisis tomorrow in the morning when they are not able to send good morning WhatsApp forwards.

#serverdown #WhatsAppDown #facebookdown

[shikhar @shikhar722]

@thetanmay Meanwhile uncles will have an existential crisis tomorrow in the morning when they are not able to send good morning WhatsApp forwards.

[shikhar @shikhar722]

LinkedIn reported a jump in its user base, apparently the so called influencers have started working on their profiles instead of just their profile pics.

Now LinkedIn will be using filters the right way.🤣😂

#serverdown #instagramdown #facebookdown #whatsappdown

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Sab mar jayenge, sirf twitter bachegaa. - Ganesh Gaitonde right now.🤔

#facebookdown #WhatsAppDown #instagramdown #instadown

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Russia have putin a lot of effort in this vaccine. MAGIC-al Moments for all. What do mean it does not have vodka in it. ABSOLUT lie.

GREY market me kitni G(h)OOSE ka shot milega iska?

#RussianVaccine #CovidVaccine

[shikhar @shikhar722]

So I happen to watch a couple of insta stories back to back where a person is yawning in the first scene itself and it made me have the "Great Realisation" that I need to sleep for the third time. 😛🙈

#thegreatrealisation #QuarantineLife #coronavirus

[shikhar @shikhar722]

@zomatocare @ZomatoIN
I placed an order on 22 april, order Id- 16717014622. It's been 40 days and the issue is still not resolved. Every time your executive gives a different response & has no idea what to do. I have also mailed the issue still no action. Pathetic customer care.

[shikhar @shikhar722]

So mukesh ambani bought hamleys just near the end of IPL. So you can expect cheerleaders of MI to be in the stores instead of salesperson.

People would love that... Talking about toys only😆

#IPLFinal #Hamleys #Reliance #MumbaiIndians

[shikhar @shikhar722]

When you beat bengaluru's traffic and your sleep to watch Endgame, you feel like that "I can do this all day".

No not the traffic part, sorry! 😔

PS: Dont spoil the movie for others. 😄

@Marvel_India #Bengaluru #Traffic #dontspoilendgame #DontSpoilTheEndgame #AvengersEndgame

[shikhar @shikhar722]

@Trendulkar That too going on a Sunday evening and thinking about the Monday morning.

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Madhya pradesh election results are true to the state's name. "Madhya me" #ElectionResults2018 #AssemblyElections2018 #MadhyaPradeshElections2018 #ElectionResults

[shikhar @shikhar722]

One does not simply survives the review taken by MSD. #INDvsPAK #Cricbuzzlive #MSD #Dhoni #Cricket @cricbuzz

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Meanwhile Pandya and Rahul were making Aryabhatta proud. #INDvENG #Pandya #KLRahul #Cricket #ENGvIND #cricbuzz

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Incidentally Tata Docomo also tried tweeting but it's network was not available.🤣 #vodafoneidea #reliance #Airtel #Jio

[Social Samosa @Social_Samosa]

That's how Telecom brands celebrated Friday 😬

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Germany to help US in building the wall.
😂😂#FifaWorldCup18 #FIFA2018 #GermanyvsMexico #Germany #Mexico #football

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Both "sons" painting a different story for their team. Watson Vs Sandeep.
Go CSK. #IPL2018Final #CSK #CSKFavourites #CSKvSRH #SRH #CricbuzzLIVE #CSKReturns

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Hello brathwaite,

Hope you are enjoying the match.

Regards,
Karma ;)

What a match!
#CricbuzzLIVE #CSKvSRH #IPL2018 #CSK #srh #Cricket #IPL11 #SRH #pod

[shikhar @shikhar722]

@PAYOLETTER @thetanmay Tai lung too. 😂

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Request twitter to introduce MLAs sold/unsold feature just like "safe during storms" in order to guide the Indian people.😂 #KarnatakaElections2018 #KarnatakaElections #KarnatakaVerdict #KarnatakaElectionResults #BJP #Congress #JDS #IPL11

[shikhar @shikhar722]

Rishabh pant: Indian own 360° player. #DDvSRH #SRH #DD #IPL2018 #IPL11 #CricbuzzLIVE #CricbuzzUnplugged #pant #rishabhpant