Shikhar Agrawal

There are two kinds of people in the world, and am surely the third kind.

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

Issues raised by Opposition during

UPA time

➡Coal Gate
➡2G
➡CWG
➡Adarsh
➡Communal violence Bill
➡Security
➡26/11
➡Vadra-DLF
➡Beheading of soldiers
➡Jayanti Tax
➡Inflation

NDA Time

➡Modi can't open a bottle
➡Modi's Dress
➡Modi's accent
➡Modi can't raise a toast

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

These are the guys with the most viewership. How will they reach the audience with their ideas? Bizarre

[Shashank Mattoo @MattooShashank]

The G20 Summit is over

The bottom line?

India got pretty much everything it wanted

Here's everything India achieved in 10 tweets 🧵

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

#Gofirst providing free dinners for a flight which got delayed by 2 hours.
Hmmmm time is money and apparently 2 hours = 1 plate of dinner for GoFirst. Anyway enjoying #dinner

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

Whatsapp coming up with the unread messages filter is a boon.

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

Heard #bellaciao being played for #GaneshChaturthi in Mumbai. Desh aage badh raha hain. #vikas

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

Wordle 314 5/6
Today’s word felt like a personal attack from #wordle
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[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

#Thebatman in 4DX will make one feel that either you are the Batman or the villain, but jo bhi ho its a must watch.

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Holi is the time when an Indian guy uses up all the water he saved by not taking baths in the winters.

Balanced.

Happy Holi :)

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

Previous generations still celebrate festivals by wishing every loved one on whatsapp and calls. We celebrate festivals within smaller groups but want to tell everyone that we are happier this festival on Instagram. #HappyHoli_2022

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

When one’s parents wants to gift something expensive and spectacular on one’s #birthday but one tells them to instead gift #investment in a mutual fund, that is a sign that one has grown and reached #adulthood (unfortunately)

[Vinit Raichandani🇮🇳 @FreebirdGhalib]

You do realise that Lata Mangeshkar started singing much before we were born. Ideally, impact of her passing away on us could not be that much. But here we are. Legendary artists traverse across generations. Thank you for your voice that we got to experience serenity. #RIPLataji

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Many of you have been asking about a new entry in the Grand Theft Auto series.

With every new project, our goal is always to significantly move beyond what we've previously delivered. We're pleased to confirm that active development for the next entry in the series is underway.

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

Wordle 231 3/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A good start to the day :)

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

Thank you #SharkTankIndia for showing that execution + perseverance >>>> idea.

[Shark Tank India @sharktankindia]

Thank you everyone for giving us so much love and support!!! We hope to see you soon ❤️ #SharkTankIndia

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

@rushiboi Wanted to try out what all letters are there, hence.

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

Wordle 230 6/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A tweet after so long had to be something trending, and what can be better than #wordle

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

@goodreads Psychology of Money

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

@prernapahuja05 Every monday.

[Shikhar Agrawal @shikhar_082]

Has anyone ever tried new ITR portal? Apparently lakhs of taxpayers money has gone into developing it but its not working at all. Ironical.