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[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

The only right way ya kukula spinach ni kupea sungura tena unaichinja Moh

[KHALID💀 @__khalid101]

Hydrogen peroxide would do. Just dilute with water and brush your teeth with it. Don’t swallow.

[dt2 @Daminitek2]

“Father mine is not a confession, I want sister Mary's number”

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Ata kama ni wewe ukiwa kwa wenyewe sleepover alafu uone cockroach inafly huezi piga nduru?

[watergun @tersseer]

when the 10/10 wants me to chase her but i’ve lost passion for the game and only do pens and tap ins in saudi league.

[𝔸 @aura_404f]

Her: babe ,si huyu ndio alifunga Arsenal
kwa ile final?
me: leta wallet 😂

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

my prime ends at my funeral

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

when life is difficult but you a man so you just hit this pose for a while🫩

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Kuna theory fulani inaitwa the 4 burner theory. Inasemanga to be super successful at something in life, one burner or two must be sacrificed. The 4 burners are family, health , friends & work. Most great founders always operate minus one.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Denzel Washington was right, always be thankful for the bad things in life. They open your eyes to see the good things you weren't paying attention to before.

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Moja kwa moja hadi locals...Your women must hear from me today kumamae 🍻🍺

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Saa ingine mwanaume amka mapema, bibi akiamka akupate umekalia stool kwa corner ya bedroom na panga kwa mapaja. Mwambie umeota vibaya, alizaa mtoto sio wako. Alafu malizia iyo story apo, enda kazi. Siku ingine kuja nyumbani ukitafuna bamboo stick, bibi akikuuliza kwa nini unakula miti mwambie ulinunua kwa giza ukidhania ni miwa. Saa ingine ingia kwa nyumba, piga somasault juu ya meza, tokea kwa dirisha na upotee siku mbili. Ukirudi waambie hutaki kuulizwa maswali. Psychology warfare! They dont teach you this in unifasti buana😂😂

[talk2chris🇳🇬 @talk2chris1]

@KXLAADE @Rainespanthera Even to our siblings and parents that we didnt grow up to meet.

Keep resting in peace too☮️ 💔💔 🕊️

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

R.I.P to our friends who passed away at a young age, we didn’t forget about y’all.

Keep resting in peace 💔🕊️

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

The older I get, the more okay l am with disappointing people. Everyone will be alright.

[Bandit KE @__mtskid]

Sai ata si date tena , I just chew them and move on like nothing happened, this is what rich guys do

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[Môshkï @Mr_Moshki]

One thing about this generation is that we'll never run out of hoes

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

in a room full of people you'll find me in the corner scrolling through twitter.

[GENERAL 137 @_GrimReaper137]

@Griz_zly8 Umenikumbusha nauko 2012 kuna baddie alikuwa ananiwachia mtoi wake ndio aende sherehe. Sa alikuwa anawacha kama amenipea kamoja ka haraka haraka ndio nikubali kukaa na mjunior wake. Haha she was a peng tho'. I miss those old gone days haha