‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙.

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[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

i need a good fuck.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

yes—fury didn’t tell you?

[‎ ‍‎ ‍ 𝓢𝐏I͜͡D𝙴ꪗ. ‍‎‍‎ ‎ ‍‎‍‎ ‎ ‎ ‍‍‎ ‍‎‍‎ ‎ ‍ @spideydcrk]

we were on a time limit ? !

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

you’re late,

[‎ ‍‎ ‍ 𝓢𝐏I͜͡D𝙴ꪗ. ‍‎‍‎ ‎ ‍‎‍‎ ‎ ‎ ‍‍‎ ‍‎‍‎ ‎ ‍ @spideydcrk]

carb - loading before patrol.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

buttcheek? anyways—peter, you tend to be very careless! it’s the truth.

we just want you to be safe. and don’t even screw up, ANYTHING. we will find you.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒑arker ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝚕uck. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ * @stickymenace]

you’re basically his right hand——or buttcheek, you’re that wound up together. i’d have to be a moron to think you have my best interests at heart over his.

that being said: i appreciate the good cop, bad cop routine. still gonna smash the bugs if i find them.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

i need to get drunk.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

@justicepunished sorry.

your ass is nice.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

@justicepunished what a snack.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

the smell that the spandex has gets engraved in your brain. 😒

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

@justicepunished did you download that reddit app? it messes with your head.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

@justicepunished not exactly.

what’s the reason, hm?

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

@justicepunished like you don’t shoot up new york with a sentry at broad daylight.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

hey—hey. i said it, not him. trust my word, okay? we just like to keep an eye on you, you tend to be clumsy.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒑arker ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝚕uck. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ * @stickymenace]

when fury tells me not to worry about something, he's always lying. i don't like this.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

@justicepunished you don’t read your news. we are agents.

[𝒮 @syraverse]

boys that whimper for mommy >>>>>>

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

if frank wasn’t a jackass maybe he would be a good SHIELD agent.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

it’s for safety purposes. only nick and i have access to it. don’t worry.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒑arker ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝚕uck. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ * @stickymenace]

you guys are so friggin’ weird.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

i—ahem. forgot.

your apartment is WAY bugged.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒑arker ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝚕uck. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ * @stickymenace]

my mom died when i was a baby.

[‍ ݁ ‍ ‍⏜. ͟ …  𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎‍ ‍ ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑙. @shildrot]

do you have mommy issues?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝒑arker ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝚕uck. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ * @stickymenace]

…

yes?