Shilzzzzzz

Let us first as if be relaxing fr.

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

To love me is to put me on.

[Big S. @Shwe____]

“Leave him” is my only advice.

[★ @7alexrussoirl]

female friendships are genuinely one of the best things a human can experience

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

Everytime someone tells me I smell good I start thinking of ways to make myself smell better

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

sometimes you gotta blame yourself for shit you go through because you knew better

[anuj @anujistired]

dating someone who has never been in a relationship is so weird because they don’t know basic things such as 👍🏻

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I see why women be drinking wine all time i feel so sexy rn.... i wanna kiss 😂😂

[Luo Boy𝕏 🥶🇺🇬 @oedmonlucas]

KFC doesn't come close to this.😂😂

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I find romantic messages funny 😭😭

[Khadijah ✨️ @khad256]

Loving me is NOT enough. I want you to support Arsenal

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

GOING HOME, no i don’t want to spend the night at your house.

[Ta West 🇿🇦 @wfreemantle]

Real sleepers know it's 6.

[A Wholesome Princess 🤍✨ @__princess_tee]

Yes, each stretch represents a baby so if she has 200, that means she aborted 200 babies. Hope that helps 💗

[Sinethemba. @cnehshuga]

Not even on my best day

[:La belle: @tosyn__]

They’re very stupid.

[TooThpasTe @_TooThpasTe___]

Next time I go to a bar and hear “kichichichi vrooom vroom”….I’ll just match out

[Purple Tinkerbell ⁷🧚🏾‍♀️🎀💜🪭 @Zoyablooms]

My period be like “you’ll almost die but hey! At least your titties look good” 😙

[bouncing baby girl.🧚🏽‍♀️ @_YahGirlLulah]

Going to couples therapy w someone you're dating is crazy....just break up?😂

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

i wonder if color blind people read Colorado as just ado