Theshipshere

An amateur Mom and Poet | Love writing, mostly to-do lists and some short stories.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

vaccinated and ready to fuck...ing stay at home because it turns out i love it here

[Amy Lynn Dark Rider🐇💀 @AmyLynnStL]

So Republicans are against vaccine passports, but they want to control my uterus.

[THEE Nikki Now @NikkiNikkinow2]

So bystanders yelling at you to stop killing a man scared you so much you couldn't stop killing that man.

[SILENCED Brandon @PrettyBadLefty]

cops be like "I was scared so I killed everyone there"

[Jenn @IssaB0ss]

I did an employee review and was giving her a raise of $2.25. She declined because, she would lose her housing and daycare. I hate the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

[taee🤍✨ @taaaaeee__]

College students do not deserve a ticket for parking at a school they pay tuition for.

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

I don't like marmalade anymore.

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Biden calling on MLB to move the All-Star Game out of Georgia.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Beauty trick: pull your mask up so far over your nose that it hides the bags under your eyes

[PAPI ACE | FREE BY CHOICE @AceFreeByChoice]

I met this one girl on Monday, we talked all day and and the next and she wanted pizza from Chicago so that weekend I flew us both out and we had that pizza...
ladies.. if he wants you you’ll know

Fellas, don’t ever do no dumb shit like that.. we don’t even talk anymore

[Phx @PhoenixDMalone]

Canceling a gym membership is like tryna get out of the cartel

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

My parents didn’t call my cell, they yelled my name. I played outside until dark, not online...and if I didn’t eat what mom cooked, I didn’t eat. Anyone else raised like this?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Why were so many people so easily corrupted by an idiotic, inarticulate, incompetent grifter?
I’ll just never understand it.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you agree with me that Derek Chauvin — who murdered George Floyd last year — should be put away for life, then raise your hand.

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