SHIMMY BEATS

I'm seriously joking

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@thestevenwoods How many of them darts you got left in the pack, Woodsy? I need one.

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@thestevenwoods It’s our fault for not playing better ball in August and September. If we had, none of this shit would have happened.

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@ItsTheSituation That Stewart & Strauss letter sweater is looking fresh!

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@MLBONFOX So I’m guessing defense was taken out of the equation..

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@BenHigginsSD Sorry for you loss, Ben.

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@Super70sSports https://t.co/SCsItaLIAa

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘If Facebook were around in the 1930s, it would have allowed Hitler to post 30-second ads’ — Listen to Sacha Baron Cohen slam the social media industry for facilitating the spread of hate, lies, and conspiracies

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Rest In Peace Stephen Hawking

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Rest In Peace Craig Mack

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Tinker Hatfield

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Never forget 🙏😂

[tedfrank @tedfrank]

This could be a Norman Rockwell painting,

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

What we need today are universal values based not on faith but on scientific findings, common experience and common sense.

[MLB @MLB]

Stay beautiful, San Diego.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love..."

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"...For love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite." - Nelson Mandela

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

One good thing about that abomination of a speech: it's now impossible for any Trump supporter to pretend they don't know what he is.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy takes a moment at the start of the show to address the events in #Charlottesville

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

OMG. What did we just watch? He blamed the anti-racism protesters. He likened George Washington to Robert E. Lee. Donald. Trump. Fuck. You.