Kitaanu

Sales professional by day, Sloth by night. If we go out, you're paying. Not just for me, but for my wife if she shows up. I look much fatter in person.

[Kitaanu @ShinCheng]

Bwahahahahahahaha 😂🤪😝😋😛👀

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Similarly GST is charged on merchants not consumers.

TDS is paid by Employers not Employees.

@nsitharaman, country is blessed to have a genius like you as Finance Minister.

[Jupiter @To_Antares]

Aunty thinks Merchant won't take that money from us by increasing prices.

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

आग लगा दोगे? एक बार ट्राय तो करो…

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Sharmila Dhankar.
Polio at age 2.
Mother blind, father farmer.
Married at 18.
Beaten for dowry.
Beaten for giving birth to 2 daughters.
At 26, beaten near fatally, thrown out.
At 34, began shotput training.
At 40, 1st 🇮🇳 para-athlete 🥇 at CWG.

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

Students impacted by NEET leak - 20 lakhs
Students impacted by Reservations - crores every year

The real battle starts now !

[Deepak Sharma @SonOfBharat7]

इसे कहते हैं.. विशुद्ध धुलाई..🔥

जब सड़क की गंदगी कॉकरोच के सामने
एक NEET स्टूडेंट बैठ गया तो जरा इस
छक्के ( ग्रांड मरे ) विजेता दहिया का मुँह देखिये..

आपको इनकी मंशा समझ आ जाएगी 🖐️

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

General Category attending tomorrow's student protests- use these banners.

Reservation is one of the biggest issues affecting your future. Raise your voice.

Talk to the media. Share photos & videos on social media. Tag me- I will amplify them.

This is your moment. Use it.

[The हिंदू Monk @HARIKESHMISHR19]

UGC जैसे कानून नहीं आता तो अभी तक सवर्ण इन आंदोलन के सारे नैरेटिव को हवा में उड़ा दिया होता क्योंकि caa और किसान बिल से बड़ा प्रोटेस्ट नहीं है।

सवर्ण समाज ग्राउंड और सोशल मीडिया पे फ्री में प्रचार करता था
लेकिन ugc ने सवर्णों की आंख खोल दी

[Kitaanu @ShinCheng]

@ShriAyodhya_ Ram Ram

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

MORNING : ED raids Shekhar Suman’s show Shekhar Tonite’s producer.

EVENING : Shekhar Suman rips apart BJP even brutally instead of being scared.

Absolute Cinema 🍿🤣

[𝙼𝚛 𝚃𝚢𝚊𝚐𝚒 @mktyaggi]

बिहार में ₹800 करोड़ का चारा घोटाला लालू "यादव" के नाम से जुड़ा था। अब मध्य प्रदेश में मोहन "यादव" के काल में लगभग ₹1,200 करोड़ का चावल घोटाला सामने आया है। दोनों मामलों में एक ही चीज़ कॉमन है--"जाति"..

सरकारी गोदाम के ₹4,000 प्रति क्विंटल वाले चावल को सड़ा हुआ घोषित करके ₹2,300 प्रति क्विंटल की दर से एथेनॉल प्लांट को बेच दिया गया।
एथेनॉल प्लांट ने देखा कि चावल तो ठीक है, इसलिए उसे ₹2,800 प्रति क्विंटल में राइस मिल को बेच दिया।
इसके बाद राइस मिल ने वही चावल दोबारा ₹4,000 प्रति क्विंटल की दर से सरकार को बेच दिया।

मज़ा आया ना? 🤔😂
@amitkilhor @ajeetbharti

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🇮🇹 Meloni: "I accuse Israel of crossing the red line, condemn the massacre of Palestinian civilians, and announce that Italy will support European sanctions against Israel." 🔥

​Women with a spine of steel. 🔥🔥

[Annie ༉‧˚ @puspailuvtears]

Passport so weak, it's not even recognized by its own nation.

[Dr Ranjan @DocRGM_]

An Ugly Truth of Fake Vishwaguru 🤡

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

A daycare employee at Capgemini's Bengaluru campus couldn't bear the abuse of the kids at the centre.

She reported it to supervisor, but instead of taking action, they fired her. She then became a whistleblower and leaked videos that exposed the abuse.

In the videos, toddlers were made to sit inside the drum of a front-loading washing machine, had water sprayed into their mouths using a toilet jet spray, were locked inside bathrooms, and were forced into narrow, water-filled pipes to frighten them. The videos triggered outrage, forcing authorities to act.

Today, according to media reports, the police have arrested the whistleblower only for allegedly "leaking sensitive videos." Lol! What a system! A poor woman with a clear conscience stood up to the powerful and went public, not for personal gain or with any malicious intent, but solely to protect those children. And she's the one who gets arrested.

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

Sri Lanka has been classified as an upper middle income economy surpassing India by the World Bank just three years after its economic crisis.

[Manraj Meena @ManrajM7]

बिहार के मनीष कश्यप के साथ एथेनॉल वाला खेला हो गया।

दरअसल मनीष कश्यप की नई Toyota Innova HyCross (E20 Compatible) महज़ 12,000 किमी चलने के बाद खराब हो गई।

Toyota ने वारंटी देने से इनकार कर दिया।

[Mikku 🐼 @effucktivehumor]

>Be Vandana, Ghatak Sherni.

>Was in live in relationship with mvIIa.

>MvIIa P&D’d her.

>Sherni came back begging.

>Started forcing him to marry her.

>MvIIa refused and ghosted her.

>Sherni went to Hindu Raksha Dal.

>Sherni fed them “Lobjehad, Kala Jaadu, didn’t know his identity” chooran.

>Raksha Dal filed a complaint and beat tf outta mvIIa.

>MvIIa went to jail.

>MvIIa came back.

>Sherni-mvIIa lafda ended, they started living together again.

>Now Sherni reading Qvranic ayats on IG Reels and spreading lsIam.

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"In Singapore, you can file your IT return in just 5 minutes. There’s no tax on capital gains, FD or property sales. This is the real ease of doing business unlike India."

— Samir Arora, CEO Helios Capital

[mememandir @mememandir]

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