texts from shinee

(all texts are fake...or are they)

[texts from shinee @shineestexts]

(predebut)

taemin: my name's taemin with a B, and ive been afraid of insects my whole life

minho: huh?

taemin: what

minho: where's the B?

taemin: THERES A BEE??????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!?!!

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taemin: hey guys whats ur fursona

jonghyun: oh definitely a wolf

taemin: how mainstream

jonghyun: ARE YOU DISSING MY FURSONA?!

onew: what is going on here

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key: omg wig

minho: no this is my real hair now

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kibum: ya know..when I first met you I thought you were clingy and loud

minho: awww and ?? 😊

kibum: you are.

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(predebut)

minho, meeting jonghyun: you're so...

jonghyun: incredible? talented? awe-inspiring? handsome?

minho:

minho: ... tiny

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taemin, on his 26th birthday: people expect me to have brain cells but i don't. i Do Not.

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jonghyun: (does anything)

minho: superb you funky little man

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taemin: i wont stop throwing peace signs in photos until there IS world peace

onew: a modern day hero

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key: how to get away with murder was not the kind of show i expected it to be

minho, nervously: what did you expect it to be?

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stream i'm home for context

https://t.co/DH40rqtNn3

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taemin: im getting tired of love songs. lets sing about other things!

minho: the crushing weight and loneliness of celebrity life?

taemin: i meant murder but okay.

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jonghyun: hey, what does "y/n" mean

key: your name

jonghyun: oh! okay. so... "jonghyun looked into onew's eyes..."

key:

key: do you need some "alone time"?

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taemin: hm... when will minho's hair come back from the war...

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key: they should add more... hand gestures or whatever to rock, paper, scissors. i need to increase my chances of winning

minho: but that would also increase your chances of losing

key: right now you're increasing your chances of getting smacked

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jonghyun: if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, did it even make a sound?

onew: if i use your toothbrush but no one sees me, did it even happen?

jonghyun:

onew:

jonghyun: t-that's not how it works--

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taemin: fellas is it gay to stab a guy? i mean ur literally sticking something into his body :/

jonghyun: only if he moans

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key: you guys want anything from the store?

taemin: Worm On A String

key: what

taemin:

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taemin: what if we kissed 😳 by the sm cafe water dispenser 😳

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minho, breaking into any shinee member's house: baby im home

said shinee member: ITS 4AM HOW DID YOU GET IN

[SMTOWN @SMTOWNGLOBAL]

[STATION 3] MINHO 민호 'I'm Home (그래)' MV

🎬https://t.co/NufE0hO2Dr

#민호 #MINHO #Im_Home #그래 #STATION