Jules

it’s nerf or nothing

[Jules @shinglespatient]

he’s yours??? then why is he under MY bridge answering MY riddles

[Jules @shinglespatient]

got my lobotomy at olive garten today!!!!!!

[Jules @shinglespatient]

making a peanits Butter and jolly sandwich tonight

[Jules @shinglespatient]

girl balls or boy pussy?

[Jules @shinglespatient]

you ever just get in the shower and turn the heat on max so you can spin around slowly like a little kebab until your skin turns red

[Jules @shinglespatient]

ordering burgered and fars and popperment frosky from wendys

[Jules @shinglespatient]

going back to my roots (crazy frog by axel f)

[Jules @shinglespatient]

the bron jame (meow)

[Jules @shinglespatient]

i want a sonic shaped bathtub. imagine the possibility

[John Nicholas @NickTagQuotes]

BREAKING NEWS!🚨

Hit viral sensation, John Nicholas is confirmed to be on Jeffrey Epstein's client list.

Gooooooooo Nick! 🥳

[Jules @shinglespatient]

got two bitches doinkin on
my staff rn

[Jules @shinglespatient]

when you successfully shit without farting yourself

[Jules @shinglespatient]

My boyfriend is leaving for the
North Pole to go help Santa :((((( im gonna miss Him so much😢😢😢i hate December

[Jules @shinglespatient]

in a universe adjacent to ours trump is a drag queen i think

[Jules @shinglespatient]

i am going to Eat blacksburg

[Jules @shinglespatient]

agenda deez nuts

[Jules @shinglespatient]

date idea: fight another couple (they dont know they’re participating)

[Jules @shinglespatient]

@NickTagQuotes as opposed to girl nicholas?

[Jules @shinglespatient]

i need to shave my girl nuts

[Jules @shinglespatient]

HEY. STOP ALL THAT RUCKUS THIS INSTANT

[Jules @shinglespatient]

@NickTagQuotes yes