Chris Shingles

Inventor of gold. Probly.

[Chris Shingles @Shingo1874]

@CheapPanini Draw the dropped phone lady

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@AVFCStatto We go again

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@j_k_r_lfc Who do you want mate?

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2 hrs to go

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@anon_opin It was a really terrible game on the Spectrum too.

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@drivelcast @anon_opin Sand, lob and potato

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@TMTCHmusic Bloody marvelous at the Butlin

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@ShiiineOn_ @fazwolf @wendyja32028439

Hallelujah

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Off to see @mrjimBob at @ShiiineOn_

But this fella looks sad

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@mileshuntTWS @thecure New album is bloody marvellous

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@Herring1967 Definitely Ricky Gervais

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Sir Michael is a genius, come on @UEFAcom make it happen

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

If I could change one thing about football, I'd rename half-time to soup time. “Would soup be served to players at soup time?” you ask. No. Would fans eat soup at soup time? Also no. Would it involve soup in any way? Again no. It's just called soup time and for me that's enough.

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[Chris Shingles @Shingo1874]

@CheapPanini Are you sure that's not Harry Maguire??

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@BenSpittle Agreed Ben

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@Herring1967
I use your patented 1st word technique and this happened today

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Wordle 1,132 1/6*

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Best day ever

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Wordle 1,132 1/6*

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Best day ever

[Caimh McDonnell @Caimh]

Not shouting “he’s passed the dutchie on the left hand side” on the winner is the greatest miss in commentating history.

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@VillaViews_ Bebe, 7.4 million 14 years ago

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.