Shining Armor

Husband of Cadance

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I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO BLOW UP

MY NOSE HAS BEEN BLEEDING FRO THE LAST 20 MINUTES

AM I GOING TO DIE FROM BLOOD LOSS

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@foxington_94452 Morning.

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@ArtOfTHEDreess This i NEED to see.

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@MovieShads Sooooo that confirms it basically.

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@canterlotprince Might be one of the few times i agree with Blueblood here.

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@realism_cynical GIrl seems PROUD of it too.

I don't even wanna know the child support bill

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@realism_cynical Shouldn't you also know the answer to this question or do you just never eat anything and starve yourself

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@LunaMoon0v Thirty kilos of blueberries from collecting the weed for my last stupid experiment.

There's a basket like in the hallway or something

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@acertaindash What happened to her?

Did she die in a tragic crash?

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@the_mashinator Let me have fun

I wasn't the favorite child for Celestia's sake.

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I tried my ''cover yourself in weed, light it on fire and see if you can see heaven'' Theory

it didn't work. i'm covered in third degree burn wounds. Celestia would kill me over this, Luna is mad and i have no idea what Cadance thinks

note: There is no heaven, Just getting high

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Luna also refused to go and get the stuffy of my wife, with the reason

''Foolish colts learn from discipline''

What a prick not even getting me my plushie.

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@realism_cynical You two can do that i'll be in the hospital from trying to smoke myself covered in weed to see heaven

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@mashmallowpony I wanna know what the thought process behind that idea was

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@lordcesus @Lokigclx @the_mashinator Nah keep her like this

That way i have an excuse to be the favorite child for once

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@MovieShads Doesn't matter.

JUST TELL ME ALREADY I NEEEEEEEEEDD TO KNOW

Wow i sound like Blueblood that's not good.

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MY DONUTSSSSSSSS

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@hackleed Is this where the demons came from last week

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@HowlingBugQueen Yeah turns out someone forgot to lock it in the first place.

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@MovieShads Well not like I can do anything about it.

I'm sure you'd tell your lovely girlfriend though wouldn't you?

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@Apploosajack Already finished them.