Shinobi Val

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. -Harry S. Truman ..|||.. Gaming (healer for life) and politics (Independent). I know, right?

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

This race shouldn't have been close, by any metric. It's pretty telling.

If you sat out again, pack your shit and pick a border, for you are delinquent in your duty.

If you voted for four more years of this, kindly report to the nearest therapist who'll talk to you.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

I barely recall joining this worldwide circlejerk. I'm going to blame my husband, though. (I joined before I met him.) 🤪
#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

Hiya @AskTarget, use case for bringing back more of your staff. When people call your store for help, then get forgotten and eventually hung up on, that's how you lose a sale.

Good prices mean nothing if customers can't buy. Give your employees their jobs back.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

@AngryBlackLady 10/10, shirt also making the lipstick bam.

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@ThatsLeviathan I rebirthed a Crusader, typically also a DH as well. Wasn't going to this time, changed my mind after seeing it in action.

Oh, and huge grats for being on the launcher. I saw it and was like "about time, Blizzard!"

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

@ThatsLeviathan @NeinballGamer I used to love Logitech (10+ years), but the LGS's memory leak (3+ years now) got so frustrating that I ditched all my LG gear. And they've admitted that they will never fix it. Went to Razer Naga Hex. Synapse is terrible too (2/3 backwards compat is trash), but still less so.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

@ThatsLeviathan Truest words said this day.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

@cmpriest Do what you need to, Cherie. Will happily continue to enjoy pet pics while you're taking care of important stuff. =)

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

@WritingAnother It's heartbreaking to see someone have to justify to themselves if they are right to use the safety net specifically created to help them. Food insecurity is no joke.

(Yes, it's there for you, please go and don't feel guilty. Be safe, friend.)

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

Hold on just a bit longer, America. Folks are waiting for us to get back to sanity. They didn't forget what we once were, and neither should we.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

If someone's flouting rules, why wasn't he shown the door? That guy's nothing but ass anyway, but seriously. Enforce the fucking rules. I don't understand what makes it difficult. Instruct the sergeant-at-arms to see him out and move on. The peoples' work needs doing! #GymJordan

[Lisa Talmadge 🐝 @LisaTalmadge]

Rep Jim Jordan is sitting UNMASKED Like an asshole next to Rep Nadler. Everyone knows Nadler’s wife has cancer.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

@AngryBlackLady That's not bold, that's Imani. AKA "Because I fucking feel like it."

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

On point. Also, James Avery was the father figure we all wanted. (I say this even as my dad is pretty awesome himself.) #FreshPrince #FathersDay

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@cmpriest WHERE -flails-

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

Do my eyes deceive me? Is Ted Cruz seriously trying to throw down with Ron fucking Perlman via Jim Disappointing Jordan? Shit, I can't go to bed now, I don't wanna miss the Hellboy Haymaker™️ 👀

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

I tell you what teddy boy, since mentioning jim jordan and wrestling is... problematic, why don’t we say fuck him and just make it you & me. I’ll give 50k to Black Lives Matter and you can keep all the tax payer money you were thinking of spending.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

@HoarseWisperer I paid off my credit card first week of this month. Was told yesterday that I'm losing my job next month. No regrets.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

That entrance is par excellence.

[Dream's Longest Day @Dreamboum]

Since people seem to be fascinated by french protest lore. The cops vs firefighter fight is only beaten by that one time a retired national boxing champion decided to enter the ring one last time.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

@DrJenGunter I can't, I need my job. =(

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

I don't think Ben Carson realizes that he's the token black man in the Cabinet.

[Shinobi Val @shinobival]

This looks performative. Maybe it's the cloths. Photo ops devalue the gesture.

[Sarah Ferris @sarahnferris]

Here are the most senior Democrats in government kneeling in the Capitol, minutes before introducing sweeping police reform bill